Alec Baldwin Didn't Use a Racial Slur, Guys

If my love for Alec Baldwin isn't proof enough, here is some evidence that Alec didn't insult an African American reporter and then choose to call her a "coon." This excerpt and the fact that he is a celebrity and he would know better than to be publicly tossing around racial slurs.

The Post has yet to produce the audio they claim proves Baldwin slung the racial slurs, and yesterday, when we spoke to Baldwin again, he told us, "I am fascinated that the Post seems to have cameras everywhere... and handheld still cameras that have a video capacity - most paparazzi I know can shoot both with the same camera. And here we have a young woman there with a microphone and a camera, and they seem to have the capacity to record everything, and they can't seem to produce an example of me saying a racial epithet."

Calm down, guys. Even if he is a horrible racist, he was on 30 Rock (and did other stuff I suppose).

2.21.13 at 10:00 AM   

Fergie is Pregnant With a Little Fergie

Fergie (from the Black Eyed Peas (from that one Oprah flash mob video)) is now expecting! Hooray! It looks like she and her husband, Josh Duhamel, had sex and are now expecting a little baby because of it:

"Josh & Me & BABY makes three!" Fergie, 37, tweeted, and Duhamel, 40, retweeted.

The good news is that it looks like the baby will be able to count.

2.20.13 at 02:39 AM   

Drew Barrymore Without Makeup is Disheartening

The woman pictured above (Drew Barrymore) was once voted Sexiest Woman by some magazine I don't really give a shit about (and would probably judge you for reading). She was visiting an art gallery in Beverly Hills with her husband Will Kopelman, so she probably figured she was safe to go without... but we noticed. OH HOW WE NOTICED. Clean it up, Drew.

2.20.13 at 02:35 AM   

Adam Brody & Leighton Meester Are Together Now

According to Us Weekly, Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are now dating. ... which is weird, because I thought they have been together for years. I made that awful assumption based on the awful shows they both have starred in. I guess I just automatically assume the stars of tween shows (like Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev) just automatically date each other. They're all hot and work together every day so they have to end up banging, right? Right. Romantic comedies taught me everything.

2.06.13 at 11:04 PM   

Kat Dennings Convinced Me to Watch Her Show

What I love about this Super Bowl spot is that it's honest. The only thing we want to see are boobs. Boobs. And Kat Dennings and the rest of the 2 Broke Girls gave us that without hesitation or explanation. This has made me a believer. I am now the show's biggest fan.

2.06.13 at 12:57 AM   

Alexander Skarsgard has Sex with Every Woman

Is there a woman that Alexander Skarsgard could NOT have sex with? (The answer is no.) That's why companies are finally starting to wise up and use him in campaigns geared towards women and men who want to have sex with women, as seen below. I have no idea what they are selling, but DANGIT, I want it. I'm not sure what he is doing either, aside from dry humping everything in sight... but still, I approve.

2.06.13 at 12:52 AM   

Miley Cyrus is Stuck in a Closet

And when I say closet... I mean SHE'S GAY AND AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Which is stupid, by the way, because it's cooler to be gay than it is to be straight in this day and age. I got the stink-eye at my local bodega because I was holding hands with someone of the opposite sex. I support homosexuals and their decisions, but this reversal is really starting to creep me out.

2.01.13 at 03:27 PM