If there's one thing I enjoy, it's watching Saved by the Bell re-runs on TBS while eating an enormous bowl of Apple Jacks and not having a job. But I also enjoy Victoria's Secret fashion shows, like the one in these pictures. Nothing says entertainment like 10 girls with a combined daily diet of one junior cheeseburger from Wendy's. Mmm, I want Wendy's. Gotta yell for my mom...have a good weekend.
Well, this is certainly interesting. Apparently some students were watching Jude Law work out and he did the logical thing and threw oranges at them. According to
I always knew Jude was kind of a pansy. Real men throw apples or shoot guns. But regardless, that's pretty awesome how he apparently has a tub of oranges sitting by at all times. Kinda like my room except instead of oranges, it's a pile of skid marked underwear.
Miley Cyrus has been violently killed in a bus crash. Not really. But one person was after her tour bus crashed today. She wasn't on board any of them, which makes me wonder why the hell they were even traveling. Out joyriding in the Miley Cyrus tour bus apparently. Sounds fun.
Oprah is finally walking away from her show after 25 years, leaving millions of women clueless as to what book to buy next. AFP reports:
While this would normally make me happy because I'm not a fan of Oprah at all (please don't sending lightning after me), it makes me wonder what crap the network will shove down the throats of women now. Okay, now I'm just thinking sexually so I better move on.
When you go around telling drunk girls to take off their tops and it ends up making you a multi-millionaire, there are things that come with that lifestyle. One of those things happens to be taking on the United States government according to TMZ:
I suppose the whole girls taking off their tops thing has very little to do with it and it's mostly the whole not paying taxes thing, but I wanted to say it anyway. I don't know what will come of this but I'm guessing he'll be eating a lot of Ramon noodles like me for the next couple of weeks.
As if your Megan Fox fantasies needed any help, here's some outtakes from her recent photo shoot with the New York Times, showcasing her ability to be very bendy. If you think that's impressive, you should see the things she does in my head. Now that's impressive.
I know, I automatically assumed it was for something anorexic related too, but it's not. At least not directly anyway. According to People she has Pneumonia:
I heard from my cousin who is a veterinarian (okay, he just really likes dogs) that when your diet is an apple and a froot loop every day, it makes your immune system work about as much as Kristin Cavallari. So that's probably why she has pneumonia, but who knows?
