Nice Hair

Here's Kristen Bell going for a walk with her fiance who decided styling his hair like a 2 year old girl and/or 28 year old kung fu master was a good idea. But that aside, Kristen looks great as always. Check it out.

2.09.10 at 09:29 AM   

Brad and Angelina are Suing

If you think making up stories about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting a divorce is a good idea, you should probably read this first. AFP says:

Hollywood power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing a British newspaper over claims they were considering a multi-million-pound split, their lawyers said in a statement received on Tuesday.

The weekly News of the World tabloid reported last month that the unmarried stars had visited a lawyer in December, and had agreed a deal on dividing their assets and access to their children.

"The publication of these false allegations is being treated as a serious misuse of private information and accordingly a claim form has... been issued in the High Court of Justice in London," said Schillings lawyers.

My plan to make up stories about famous celebrities in order to increase Web site traffic might not be a very good one. I was gonna say Salma Hayek was pregnant with Simon Cowell's baby, but I've changed my mind. She's not. Please don't sue me.

Anyway, I don't think they're doing this for the money considering Angelina Jolie's net worth is $70mil and Brad Pitt's net worth is $150 mil.

2.09.10 at 09:25 AM   

Basketball Players Really Have to Stop This

A couple weeks ago, you probably heard that 7 footer Greg Oden of the Portland Trailblazers showed up naked on the Internet, looking a lot like a horse. I won't go into detail, but let's just say I felt bad about myself for a while. But anyway, now George Hill of the Spurs did the same thing, and the organization is trying to get the pics removed. TMZ reports:

The Spurs' lawyer fired off a letter to TheDirty.com last week, demanding the website "immediately and permanently" remove the photos showing guard George Hill's privates ... pics the genius snapped of himself using his cell phone. The Spurs want the pics down because they shine a negative light on the team's image.

But a lawyer for TheDirty sent a letter right back, saying the site has every right to post photos of "celebrities making fools of themselves" -- and taking them down won't change the fact that Hill is a moron.

TheDirty's lawyer also says the Spurs' attempt to have the pics removed will only cause a "Streisand Effect" -- meaning the matter will become even more publicized due to their attempt to quash it.

And they were right because even people like me are blogging about now. Before today, not only did I not know about the nude pics, but I didn't even know an NBA player named George Hill even existed. I only know Larry Bird; he plays for the Thunder.

2.09.10 at 09:20 AM   

The Super Bowl Ad

Apparently there was more than just one commercial during this past Super Bowl, but this is definitely the only one I remember. Of course I'm referring to the very arrogant, yet I don't care Megan Fox phone commercial. Some fine, perverted gentleman took screen caps of it, which you can find below the video.

2.09.10 at 09:13 AM   

Hey Up There

Here's Blake Lively up on a balcony, being photographed by some crafty photographer who cannot be stopped by mere angles, distances, and altitudes. There really should be an awards ceremony for the best paparazzi photographers. Celebrities can attend and interview them, and everyone can enjoy being different for a day. And if you think that's a good idea, you should hear some of my others. Two words: puppy blanket.

2.08.10 at 10:51 AM   

Drew Brees Says Super Bowl Win was Destiny

In case you haven't heard, the Saints beat the Colts last night in the Super Bowl. It was the Saints first championship ever, and now winning QB Drew Brees is saying it was destiny according to Reuters;

"It was all meant to be, it's all destiny," said a visibly emotional Brees as confetti rained down over Dolphin stadium following the Saints first Super Bowl triumph.

"We just believed in ourselves. We knew that we had an entire city and maybe an entire country behind us. I've tried to imagine what this moment would be like for a long time, and it's even better than expected.

Well, it was either destiny or, quite possibly, having the best offense in the league. But whatever. I was cheering for the Colts...which is most likely why they lost. FML.

2.08.10 at 10:44 AM   

Well, That Was Nothing to be Upset About

When word got around that former Florida quarterback, Tim Tebow, was going to be in a pro-life Super Bowl commercial, people with no lives and those who hate babies decided to protest and be angry about it. Well, it aired last night and not even the angriest of baby haters could've gotten mad about it.

2.08.10 at 10:37 AM