Contrary to what most people would believed, Whitney Houston was not a 60 year old heroin addict. No, she was only 48 when she was found dead on Saturday at the Beverly Hilton. Everyone (even Celion Dion and very important celebrity blogs, such as the one you are reading) believes that drugs are what killed Whitney. She was known for snorting cocaine off a dead hooker's body [citation needed], so it's no surprise it was drugs that did her in for good.

Whitney Houston's family was told by L.A. County Coroner officials she did not die from drowning, but rather from what appears to be a combination of Xanax and other prescription drugs mixed with alcohol ... this according to family sources (and TMZ).

According to Radar:

Houston had "a plethora of sedatives including Lorazepam, Valium, Xanax, and a sleeping medication that was found in her hotel room," a law enforcement source tells us.

Don't feel too badly about Whitney's drug fueled, bathtub death, my friends. She has gone on to a better place now (one without Bobby Brown). So remember her as the talented artist as she was. Or like how Maya Rudolph loved to portray her on SNL, because that sh*t is hilarious.

Sometimes, after a bad breakup, you just need to connect with someone new. Usually a rebound is fleeting (but good for the soul, like chicken soup). ... And it looks like Rihanna is in Katy Perry's sights. Sure, the 2012 Grammys probably made Rihanna seem sexier and Katy's hair bluer... but love was in the air my friends. Love and Hepatitis C.

P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs (my God, does that man need to decide on a name) was taken to the hospital this morning for an extreme migraine. His wittle head hurt so bad that his entourage became concerned enough to drive him to the UCLA emergency room.

He was hosting a post-Grammy party at the Playboy Mansion Sunday night; after the party was when he complained of a severe migraine. He was treated at home after being in the ER and he is currently claiming that the migraine was not related to all of the booze, sluts and club drugs he had that night. WHEW. Thank goodness!

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have been hanging out in Australia, enjoying the summer in the southern hemisphere. While hanging out down under, Orlando decided to lift bare baby butt up for all to see. I'm not sure the point of all this... but it was a pretty good Rafiki impression. Those actors are talented, man.

Reese Witherspoon is one of those celebrities that I couldn't hate, even if I tried really, really hard. She is just so cute, like a puppy wrapped in a blanket of live kittens. She was recently at the premiere for "This Means War" in Hollywood. She smiled, signed autographs and generally was an awesome person. Now, onto getting drunk and watching "Sweet Home Alabama!"

Madonna, the star of the above-and-beyond Super Bowl half time show this year, is now very angry at M.I.A. for ruining a segment of the performance by flipping off the cameras. Madonna claims it was an "irrelevant thing to do."

When Madonna called in to "On Air with Ryan Seacrest" she said, "I was really surprised. I didn’t know anything about it. I wasn’t happy about it."

Madonna told Ryan, "I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity, it seemed negative. It’s such a teenager ... irrelevant thing to do ... there was such a feeling of love and unity there. What was the point?"

I've only listened to one M.I.A. song ("Paper Planes") because it was in the trailer for "Pineapple Express," but I'm fairly certain that M.I.A. isn't a punk rocker. Just so you know, Madonna. I know you really want to be hip and with it.

And hey, I'd rather have M.I.A. flip me the bird than have Janet Jackson show me her ta-tas.

Lately, I have been feeling down about the human race. Most of us are nothing but hormone-fueled maniacs that would sell their soul for 15 minutes of fame, sex or happiness. But then people like Selena Gomez do something nice and then I get all teary eyed and feel like hyperventilating over my world view being destroyed. Just recently, she visited Hana Hwang, a 13-year-old fan has progeria, a fatal condition that causes children to age much too quickly. Selena didn't alert the media and the only reason this came out is because Hana posted a thank you video for Selena on YouTube.

Why can't everyone learn to be cool like Selena Gomez?