Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have been hanging out in Australia, enjoying the summer in the southern hemisphere. While hanging out down under, Orlando decided to lift bare baby butt up for all to see. I'm not sure the point of all this... but it was a pretty good Rafiki impression. Those actors are talented, man.
Reese Witherspoon is one of those celebrities that I couldn't hate, even if I tried really, really hard. She is just so cute, like a puppy wrapped in a blanket of live kittens. She was recently at the premiere for "This Means War" in Hollywood. She smiled, signed autographs and generally was an awesome person. Now, onto getting drunk and watching "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Madonna, the star of the above-and-beyond Super Bowl half time show this year, is now very angry at M.I.A. for ruining a segment of the performance by flipping off the cameras. Madonna claims it was an "irrelevant thing to do."
When Madonna called in to "On Air with Ryan Seacrest" she said, "I was really surprised. I didn’t know anything about it. I wasn’t happy about it."
Madonna told Ryan, "I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity, it seemed negative. It’s such a teenager ... irrelevant thing to do ... there was such a feeling of love and unity there. What was the point?"
I've only listened to one M.I.A. song ("Paper Planes") because it was in the trailer for "Pineapple Express," but I'm fairly certain that M.I.A. isn't a punk rocker. Just so you know, Madonna. I know you really want to be hip and with it.
And hey, I'd rather have M.I.A. flip me the bird than have Janet Jackson show me her ta-tas.
Lately, I have been feeling down about the human race. Most of us are nothing but hormone-fueled maniacs that would sell their soul for 15 minutes of fame, sex or happiness. But then people like Selena Gomez do something nice and then I get all teary eyed and feel like hyperventilating over my world view being destroyed. Just recently, she visited Hana Hwang, a 13-year-old fan has progeria, a fatal condition that causes children to age much too quickly. Selena didn't alert the media and the only reason this came out is because Hana posted a thank you video for Selena on YouTube.
Why can't everyone learn to be cool like Selena Gomez?
Not only is Katy Perry keeping all of the money she made while she was married to Russell Brand (once again, thank you Russell for being a decent person), but she is also changing her name back to what it was originally.
Katy Perry's response to Russell Brand's divorce filing states that the ex-couple reached a "comprehensive written settlement." This response also includes a line indicating, "Respondent's [Katy's] former name be restored to" Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson. Which is cute.
If only all relationships and marriages could end with this little bloodshed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone still partake in getting bloodied and experiencing pain, believe it or not. Only since they are both in their mid-sixties, the reason they are getting bloodied is a lot less exciting: they got shoulder surgeries together. Next, they'll be filming "Grumpy Old Men: Korean War."
Arnold posted the picture yesterday, saying, "After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting 'The Expendables 2' and 'The Last Stand,' it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery."
Sigh, seeing celebrities getting old is much, much worse than watching puppies die.
Justin Bieber is the epitome of cool. And hardcore. And "being a man." Duh doy. Which is why I'm so thrilled he is recording his new album, "Believe." I am going to get laid SO many times while listening to that. And hey! Justin Bieber is an athlete, you guys!!! Word UP.
