Audrina Patridge

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Audrina Patridge.

Audrina Patridge\'s Body in FHM

Audrina Patridge is good for one thing and one thing only - and that is displaying her body for the world to defile while splashing around in ice cold water. Thankfully, she does that very well and quite often. Her appearance in FHM was just what I needed to make this boring winter go faster. I could easily not come out of my house for 2 weeks after this. And that\'s not weird. We all have ... [Full Story]

Audrina\'s Stalker Needs to be Nicer

On Tuesday, Audrina Patridge\'s stalker pleaded not guilty at his court hearing regarding that whole \"illegal obsession\" he has with Audrina. The main problem with his following the starlet around and stealing her garbage was his violation of the restraining order that Ms. Patridge obtained against him last year. Zachary Loring didn\'t behave too well in court, most likely because he is ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Out and About

Here\'s Audrina Patridge out in California, trying her hardest to look like a Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie hybrid. She does a pretty good job of it, but sorta borders on underweight cancer patient status in the first one. A bit too skinny, but that\'s nothing a week trapped in a McDonald\'s due to a zombie apocalypse couldn\'t fix. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge is a Happy Phone Talker

Life is rough when you get paid to let cameras follow you around. Here\'s Audrina Patridge of The Hills getting paid $785 just for this phone call. Actually I made that up, but if you figure out her annual income and divide it, it\'s probably not too far off. Then again, I\'m not a mathematician and barely a high school graduate, so it\'s probably wise to ignore everything I just said and will ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge at Work

It\'s been a while since I\'ve posted pictures of Audrina Patridge because she\'s always doing the same thing - standing there with her cell phone. But since that happens to be her job, I guess I can\'t hold that against her. So here\'s Audrina hard at work. She made $453 during that call...keep up the good work! ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge for the Weekend

Apparently Hollywood photographers decided the only people they were going to take pictures of yesterday were fake celebrities who get paid to just live their lives...like Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge. So, I\'m stuck posting Audrina for the final post of the week. It\'s not a good start to the weekend, but then again, I have to go to court tomorrow for indecently exposing myself at a ... [Full Story]

Jobless Bums for the Weekend

Here\'s most of the cast of The Hills walking around and managing to get paid for it at the same time. If you care, it\'s Audrina Patridge, Stephanie Pratt, and Lo Bosworth. I have no idea who the heck Lo Bosworth is, but I\'m guess it\'s their ugly friend they keep around to try to prove they aren\'t shallow. Unless she\'s the blond attractive one. I really have no idea, so just come back Monday ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Gets in her Car

Here\'s Audrina Patridge getting in her car to go somewhere. Not sure where, but at least we know it\'s not to a job or anything that requires something beyond fake breasts. She\'s probably going to a salon or a spa or a Starbucks if I really had to guess, but I don\'t, so forget this. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge at the Bellagio Resort Hotel Casino

Since I\'ve been posting galleries of Kristin Cavallari like mad, it\'s only fair that co-star of that crappy show, Audrina Patridge, gets some blog time too. So here she is at the Bellagio Resort Hotel Casino where apparently she stood there while people took pictures. What an exciting 4th of July that must\'ve been. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge (and 2 old people) at the Airport

I\'m not sure if those are Audrina Patridge\'s grandparents or just two old creeps who are trying to get in the spotlight before they die. The woman doesn\'t look too pleased though, probably thinking about how she used to be hot before all the wrinkles set in. She can take comfort in knowing Audrina will look like a bag of crap in a couple of decades, too. We all will. I already do. FML. ... [Full Story]

Audrina from The Hills Looks Good for a Loser

When I call her a loser, that\'s mostly me projecting because I know I\'m pretty much useless and poor while Audrina Patridge stars on a show as horrible as The Hills and gets rich from it. Life isn\'t fair, but that\'s what\'s so fun about it. She has big boobs and is rich while someone in Africa has to hope they get a meal. Now that I\'ve depressed everyone, it\'s time to uplift ourselves ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Still Looks Pretty Hot

If you recall, yesterday I made the bold statement that Audrina Patridge is looking good, particularly for someone from The Hills. Well you might\'ve thought that was the 9am crack talking, but more pictures have surfaced and turns out I was right. Maybe my standards have lowered since I had sex with that fat, stinky girl 2 weeks ago, but either way, Audrina looks hot. ... [Full Story]