Britney SpearsThe latest news and gossip involving celebrity Britney Spears. Sometimes it feels like Britney Spears should be 93 years old given everything she\'s been through in such a short amount of time. Drugs, pop star fame, two marriages, two kids, a comeback, a shaved head, another comeback, and a lot more. But she\'s just now turning 27 somehow, so she decided to sing on Good Morning America to celebrate it. Here\'s the video.
And here are some images ... [Full Story]
There\'s a reason why you never see one-hit wonders after they disappear. Now I\'m not saying Britney Spears was a one hit wonder, but marrying Kevin Federline, having two children, and shaving your head should be enough to get the hell out of the spotlight forever. But Britney\'s performance at Live Star Academy over the weekend proves what my dad has said all along. I know nothing.
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Britney Spears has become so hideous that not only do magazines have to shoot her in black and white, but they even put a mask on her. They might as well take a picture of the floor or any random passer-by and label it Britney Spears.
She annoys me. She needs to go away. Every other former-star like her has gone away, but she keeps coming back like a bad rash after having unprotected sex. It\'s ... [Full Story]
Apparently, the new Britney Spears album \"Circus\" has leaked and there\'s a song on it that sounds just like Trash Me by Jessie Malakouti. Below you can find the video playing both of them back to back.
They\'ll probably remove that video any minute now, so if it\'s gone when you read this, just take my word. They sound pretty much exactly the same, but really, if someone\'s neighbor ... [Full Story]
As if Britney Spears couldn\'t get any more weird, here\'s the latest promotion picture for her upcoming album, appropriately titled \"Circus.\" Granted, she looks good in it, but so would my neighbor who was burned in a fire if that much airbrushing and photoshopping was used on her face.
Seriously though, Britney\'s like a cockroach that won\'t die. I have hundreds of them around the ... [Full Story]
Britney Spears has agreed that she can\'t do much of anything on her own without messing it up, so she\'ll leave it up to her father, Jamie Spears.
USMagazine has the report:
Along with attorney Andrew Wallet, Britney Spears\' father was granted permanent legal control of his daughter, a court ruled Tuesday.
Jamie Spears was first put in control of his daughter\'s affairs Feb. 1 ... [Full Story]
Britney Spears apparently thought it would be funny not to shave her armpits, and then walk around with some kind of bag on her head. I really don\'t get that woman sometimes. It\'s pretty disgusting and I can only imagine what her vagina looks like. Probably like a 1970s basketball game I guess.
These photos could singlehandedly stop Britney\'s comeback. You just don\'t do these things ... [Full Story]
As if the alleged Britney Spears/Adnan Ghalib sex tape fiasco couldn\'t get more confusing, now Adnan is suing over reports that he has a sex tape at all according to
Sun:
THE Brummie ex-boyfriend of BRITNEY SPEARS is suing after being accused of trying to flog a sex tape of him with the 26-year-old popstar.
Britney, now staging a remarkable comeback, dated Paparazzi snapper ADNAN ... [Full Story]
For whatever reason, Britney Spears dated someone from the paparazzi a couple of years ago, which is amazing because I\'d like to know what he did to stand out from the rest of them. Oh well. E! Online states:
British-based Heat magazine reported earlier Monday that photographer/Spears-ex Adnan Ghalib confirmed to them he has a sex tape of himself with the pop star.
However, a source close ... [Full Story]
After a delay in hopes the entire world would change the way they hear music, the single \"Womanizer\" by Britney Spears is finally out. So here it is.
So, if I put a sound effect on my voice and repeat the same word 2-3,000 times, I can be famous too? Not sure, but I know I would rather listen to the sound of an alligator eating a bowl of babies than this garbage.
PS. I love babies ... [Full Story]
E! Online is reporting that the single \"Womanizer\" by Britney Spears won\'t be out for another week. It was supposed to be released yesterday. The horror!
According to label sources, the official premiere of \"Womanizer,\" Spears\' first single off of her upcoming album Circus, has been pushed back due to an undisclosed issue with \"the mix\"—i.e., not Britney\'s vocals, per se, but rather ... [Full Story]
Britney Spears leaked her new song \"Womanizer\" to
107.5 The River today.
I decided to live life on the edge and listen to it. It\'s every bit as horrible as I imagined. It\'s like locking yourself in a room with a Head On commercial, then eating a box of screws. ... [Full Story]
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