Christina Aguilera

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Christina Aguilera.

Christina Aguilera - The Queen of Camera Tricks.

If you have been watching \"The Voice,\" you have been thinking the very same things I have been thinking: 1.) I\'m unnaturally attracted to Adam Levine. 2.) Why does Cee Lo Green rape all of the contestants? 3.) God, my life has come to this? 4.) Oh hey, Christina doesn\'t look that fat. Also, boobs. But don\'t let Xtina fool you! Apparently, she is as ... voluptuous ... as ever ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera Sang Until She Bled. Guess How.

Christina Aguilera showed her respect for Etta James by singing at her funeral over the weekend. Unfortunately, she put so much feeling into the piece she was belting out, that something that looked suspiciously like blood started dripping down her leg. Her reps claim that it was self tanner that was hidden in her naughty bits, but I have a hard time believing that wet self tanner would ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera Looked Like This

So. Well. My oh my. Christina Aguilera performed at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in Wales on Saturday. She looked like this. ... now, she isn\'t fat. But she definitely shouldn\'t be wearing this. This is a sad, sad day for my penis. ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera is a Raging Drunk

Christina Aguilera will never learn her lesson. Shortly after being arrested for public intoxication and being ugly [citation needed] she ... went right back to drinking. Us Weekly says: \"on March 4, three days after a wine-drenched feast at Osteria Mozza led to her public intoxication bust, Aguilera and her beau Matthew Rutler returned. On their menu that night? Two bottles of wine — and ... [Full Story]

So Christina is Crazy?

So here is a quick story: within the past year, Christina Aguilera split up with her husband of 9+ years. Then she sucked hard at the Super Bowl and completely spaced on the words. At some point, she got so depressed that she crashed Jeremy Renner\'s birthday party, where she got drunk and passed out on his bed. (Fun fact: she never met Jeremy Renner before that night.) Recently: ...her ... [Full Story]

Christina is Sorry and Stuff

Sports leagues really need to stop hiring celebrities to sing the national anthem - because they always mess that sh*t up. ALWAYS!!!1!1 The National Anthem is one of those national anthems that you hear since your childhood in the country that it was the anthem was of. You know, an anthem being the main song for your home, i.e., the national anthem. Christina didn\'t exactly show regret for ... [Full Story]

Everyone Should Get Pregnant. Everyone.

Do you SEE what happens when girls let down their guard and actually get knocked up? A MIRACLE. There is a 1 to 2 month period where chicks get extremely hot when they\'re pregnant. Only about 15% STAY hot, but when they\'re in the stage Xtina is in... it\'s all glow and beauty. So thanks, whoever you are, for knocking up Christina. :) ... [Full Story]

Christina Got HACKED

The (sort of) nude photos of Christina Aguilera were circulating the Internet this week were apparently \"illegally obtained by a hacker.\" This hacker obtained the photos allegedly from Christina\'s stylist ... and this is according to the singer\'s rep. In the pictures, Aguilera was wearing nothing but pasties and a few strands of fabric. They were \"taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera\'s ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera is Hopefully Pregnant

Either Christina Aguilera got knocked up by her \"Burlesque\" producer or she really needs to start laying off the sausage and egg McMuffins. She is looking rather McChunky... (which is PC for \"fat cow,\" I think). Check out the gallery and decide for yourself, but I am definitely coming down on the side of inseminated. ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera Goes for $1 Million

Christina Aguilera was bought over the Halloween weekend... just unfortunately not in the way that you would think. She performed a one hour show at a private party for a loaded guy that paid $1,000,000 for the gig. ONE MILLION. DOLL HAIRS. I mean, DOLLARS! The man who hired her was the investment guru, Charles Brandes. He throws an annual super expensive Halloween bash at his San Diego ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera\'s Busted Mouth

Even though it looks like Christina Aguilera has been competing in some sort of Southern Wife Beating Derby, it turns out that it wasn\'t domestic violence that caused the busted lip. Sources connected with Christina Aguilera say that she split her lip last week after \"a simple fall.\" As one source said, \"It\'s as innocent as that.\" There were reports insinuating there may have been ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera is Kind of Gay

Oh, geez. I bet you some uptight gay-rights people are going to be ticked about this (for some reason): a source for RadarOnline claims Christina Aguilera tried to pick her up at a gay bar – with Jordan Bratman in tow: The source said Christina waved to her, but that she was confused because her husband Jordan was at the bar with her. \"The bodyguard told me it was an understanding ... [Full Story]