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Hayden Panettiere

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You might think I\'m an even bigger loser than you already did when you read what I\'m about to write, but I have to say it. I don\'t like Hayden Panettiere. At all. If I wanted to see a midget with a superpower, I\'d go to a circus. She\'s by far the worst actor in Heroes and now her hair is something out of a freak show. What the hell is this even called? It\'s something someone would do in ... [Full Story]


Since Heroes isn\'t on tonight for whatever reason, I thought I\'d attempt to ease the pain by posting ridiculously gorgeous pictures of Hayden Panettiere at the Alfred Mann Foundation Innovation & Inspiration Gala. Not sure what that is, but apparently it\'s a place where you put 4 pounds of makeup on your face and a piece of can on your shoulder. I\'m not complaining. ... [Full Story]


Even though Hayden Panettiere decided to get ridiculously political recently (click here for that), I\'ve opted to forgive her because she looks pretty cute in these sunglasses. All I wanna know is why don\'t these famous chicks ever let go of their Blackberrys? They\'ve always got a handful of phone and keys. Ever heard of a purse or a pocket? Oh well, she has a wet spot on her jeans. Check it ... [Full Story]


Hayden Panettiere and her 18 years of wisdom and pampered life decided to endorse Barack Obama by making a parody in which she endorses John McCain. Sound confusing? Well, it\'s no more confusing than why this girl is getting political in the first place. I don\'t care who you vote for, but now I have to fast forward through all the Heroes segments with Claire. The last person on earth ... [Full Story]


Hayden Panettiere recently went to the bakery to pick up some cupcakes and, for some reason, that\'s worth posting about. Maybe it\'s that she\'s showing just a little bit of the top of her boobs or maybe it\'s that she always looks like a wind-up doll with her little 3\'9\" frame. At least her hair is down this time. All of those recent galleries with her hair pulled back nearly made me throw ... [Full Story]


Hayden Panettiere\'s dad, Alan, is being charged with misdemeanor battery for allegedly hitting his wife. With an open hand, no less. Yahoo! News: Alan Panettiere faces up to a year in a Los Angeles County jail if convicted. He was arrested on Aug. 11 on suspicion of striking his wife, Lesley. At the time, a sheriff\'s spokesman said Panettiere was accused of hitting his wife three times ... [Full Story]


Hayden Panettiere was recently photographed on the set of I Love You Beth Cooper in Los Angeles where Hayden plays, yes, Beth Cooper. The synopsis on IMDB says: nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school – Beth Cooper (Panettiere) – during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him ... [Full Story]


Hayden Panettiere recently celebrated her birthday with some family, a dog, a swimming pool, and a photog in a neighbor\'s tree. Apparently there\'s a new trend involving people starring in Hereos and being seen with a dog. It must be some kind of creative plot to increase viewership among dog owners. Or maybe they just like dogs, I don\'t really know. Either way, Hayden and Panettiere are ... [Full Story]


As much as it looks like a before and after crystal meth addiction ad, it\'s actually Lindsay Lohan and Hayden Panettiere back in 2007. And I\'m scared. Lindsay looks like shit and her freckles gave me cancer. Any fantasies I had about stabbing Hayden while we have sex, only for her to heal instantly and do it all over again, are now gone. image source ... [Full Story]


Hayden Panettiere's father, Alan Panettiere, was arrested yesterday for allegedly striking Hayden's mom, Lesley Panettiere. Now, just one day after the arrest, Alan was released last night on bail and is now calling the whole domestic abuse scandal a "big misunderstanding." OK! Magazine reports: A day after he threw his family into the scandal spotlight after being arrested for allegedly ... [Full Story]


Earlier today, it was reported that Hayden Panettiere's father, Alan Panettiere, had allegedly struck Hayden's mom with a closed fist and was arrested for felony domestic abuse. In the wake of the reports that Hayden Panettiere's father, Alan, had been arrested in the early hours of Monday on charges of felony domestic violence, OK! has learned that the Heroes star's mother, Lesley, has ... [Full Story]


Alan Panettiere, father of Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, was arrested early Monday morning for felony domestic violence after striking Hayden's mother in the face with a closed fist. People Magazine reports: Hayden Panettiere's father, Alan, was arrested early Monday morning at the family's West Hollywood home for felony domestic violence, sheriffs confirm to PEOPLE. 'There was a ... [Full Story]






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