Hayden Panettiere

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Hayden Panettiere.

Evil Twin or Dyed Hair?

I\'m trying to decide if this is the evil version of Hayden Panettiere or if she just dyed her hair brown. Most likely, she has an evil twin running around Hollywood causing all kinds of mischief. Like getting drunk and texting her ex Milo telling him that he is her hero. Or having sex with that actor that plays HRG on the show Heroes. MISCHIEF! .... My sources inform me that I\'m being ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere at the Lakers Game

I\'m not sure if the Lakers organization sets up a special table for little people who go to the games or not, but here\'s Hayden Panettiere getting to watch the game from the comfort of a table. I don\'t think she made a career change and became a reporter, so I can only assume LA has a soft spot in its heart for midgets. Awww. ... [Full Story]

Merry Christmas From CelebParasite and Hayden Panettiere

To cover myself from getting sued, just let me clarify that Hayden Panettiere has nothing to do with celebparasite and probably hates me. But she was at a Christmas party and since there\'s no way anyone is inviting me to one this year, I figured it would be appropriate to post them. So have a safe holiday, don\'t die, and be sure to accidentally open someone else\'s gift. It\'s funny how angry ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere Might Not be a Midget

Either Hayden Panettiere grew a few inches in the last month or Elle Magazine has the best photoshop expert in the world. Because she went from an all-out little person to an average height model. I really need to get hold of the guy who did this and ask him to airbrush me a 6-pack and some pecks. The ladies won\'t be able to resist me as long as they\'re okay with letting my magazine picture ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere in Leather

I\'ve been getting a lot of angry emails from midgets lately, telling me to stop making fun of them for their small size. So I thought I\'d do them and their little stubby fingers a favor and post pictures of the most famous midget of all time. It\'s like when Obama became president, black people could no longer play the slavery card. Now midgets can no longer play the little people card. But I ... [Full Story]

Hey, Wake Up

Some stalker on the set of Heroes took this picture of our favorite little person taking a quick nap between scenes. When you\'re that tiny, you can only stay away for like 3 hours at a time. Seriously, feel free to look that up in a scientific journal...it\'s there. ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere at an Emmys After Party

So Heroes debuted last night and even though I was too busy watching House at a psych ward, it probably showed plenty of Hayden Panettiere\'s little midget body running around with her little midget super powers. So, in honor of that, here are some pictures of the little blond teacup at an Emmy\'s after party at Chateau Marmont...whatever that is. ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere Out and About in LA

Here\'s Hayden Panettiere happily heading to a midget convention to speak out about midget rights in the world today. Just kidding, not sure where she\'s going, but probably not a carnival since she isn\'t \"this tall\" to get on the roller coasters. But that\'s okay because she looks happy, and I\'m not one to judge. Haaa. ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere in Details Magazine

Everyone\'s favorite little midget, Hayden Panettiere, decided to do a photo shoot for Details magazine and these are the results pictures. I can\'t help but notice the text tattoo a la Megan Fox. If this is the newest trend in girly tattoos, I might have to consider turning gay. If I wanted to read, I\'d buy a book. Get a dolphin diving into a bowl of spaghettios or something else creative. ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere for Seventeen Magazine

Apparently whoever uploaded these pictures to the Web thought they would stick to true midget form for Hayden Panettiere by making them smaller than most desktop icons. So when you view these, don\'t expect high resolution although I think they are technically life size. ... [Full Story]

Nerd Alert Part 2

A week ago when I posted a gallery of Hayden Panettiere in glasses, I thought it would be a one time thing. But oh no. It appears those glasses are staying, and I definitely do not approve. Unless she\'s carving a bed stand in a wood shop, she needs to put her contacts back in asap. ... [Full Story]

Apparently Heroes is in Production Already

It seems that Heroes season 4 is going to feature a punk rocker midget who can heal. At least that\'s what these pictures of Hayden Panettiere tell me, and I\'m usually extremely savvy and picking up on things like this. So you can pretty much count on that this September. ... [Full Story]