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Hilary Duff

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I\'m so glad Hilary Duff abandoned the good girl Disney image and started showing off what we all cared about anyway: her rockin\' body. Now I don\'t have to risk humiliation by getting caught watching the Disney channel in order to check Hilary out. These images are outtakes from her Maxim photoshoot. If you think these are hot, be sure to check out even hotter Hilary pics by clicking here ... [Full Story]


It\'s a great thing that Hilary Duff is no longer in that whole Disney thing. Granted, she\'s in her 20s now, so it\'d be a little weird if she still was, but I\'m happy anyway. She\'s one of the most sexiest girls around, so she belongs in magazines like Maxim, not shows like Walter the Dragon Finds a Kite. These Maxim photos are awesome, but even better, she talks about not being a virgin and ... [Full Story]


Cancer sucks, but the whole \"Stand Up to Cancer\" thing never made much sense to me. It\'s not terrorism or a disease like AIDS where people get it because they have sex with monkeys. It\'s a natural mutation. What else should we stand up to? Male pattern baldness? Or maybe Morton\'s Toe, which everyone is well aware means your second toe is longer than your first. I don\'t know, just seems ... [Full Story]


Some photographer took these pictures of Hilary Duff yesterday holding a cell phone and bearing a rather large cut on her chest. Which begs the question, what happened? Since I have no way of knowing the truth, I\'ll just make it up. She was walking into her bathroom when her cat jumped in front of her, causing her to fall forward and crush her chest on the handle that flushes the toilet. What ... [Full Story]


All it takes for me to fall in love with a girl is if she has the ability to wear a hat and hold a Blackberry at the same time. It doesn\'t hurt when she\'s Hilary Duff, but that part is optional. On top of all that, she\'s even managing to have pictures taken of her without messing anything up. True talent, but show some more boobs next time. Thanks. ... [Full Story]


It seems Hilary Duff either had a stroke or got ugly in the last 2 weeks. Or maybe I just picked the weirdest images of her from the Opening of the SLS Hotel in Los Angeles last night because I thought it\'d be more interesting than normal ones. Yeah, probably. ... [Full Story]


Even though these pictures are about as exciting as watching a 92 year old woman sew a sweater, what you have to understand is that I love Hilary Duff and just don\'t care. Also, there are pretty much no new pictures of celebrites today. They must all be inside cooking turkeys or practicing Scientology or whatever they do this time of year. But at least Hilary came out. She has the same exact ... [Full Story]


No, Hilary Duff wasn\'t in a snowmobile accident resulting in retardation. That\'s what I thought too. It\'s just a bad picture, at least I hope so. There\'s really nothing hot about a retard. Don\'t get me wrong, I\'m not afraid of them and I don\'t run away or think they should be euthanized. It\'s just, seriously, have you ever seen a hot retard? Jessica Simpson doesn\'t count. Anyway ... [Full Story]


Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie thought it would be hilarious to dress up as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for Halloween, and it almost was. Hilary can pull off the Angelina look well enough, but Comrie looks like a gay David Cook with a smaller head. And that baby is way too white. Nice try though. Credit for not going as a sexy policewoman like everyone else in Hollywood. ... [Full Story]


Too bad there\'s not a presidential election every day because it really brings out the celebrities. I thought you had to be a real person to vote? Oh well. Anyway, here\'s Hilary Duff leaving the polling station after probably writing in Ron Paul\'s name. Obama didn\'t need her vote since he won California by something like 800 billion votes. I could be off a little, but not by much ... [Full Story]


Any photo that makes Hilary Duff look like she\'s having an orgasm (see above) is the photo for me. Now I can finally envision her more accurately when I pretend I\'m banging her as I slam my penis between the couch cushions. Yay! But yeah, check these out in high resolution. Unbelievably hot, and you can trust me because I ain\'t gay. ... [Full Story]


Bob Duff, father of Hilary Duff, went to jail for 10 days recently due to complications from a bitter divorce he\'s going through. Now, according to US, he has shed some light on the subject: \"I was unfaithful to our marriage,\" Bob Duff tells Inside Edition in an interview airing Tuesday. \"I feel very badly about that and the effect it had on the girls,\" he adds. Bob spoke to Inside ... [Full Story]






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