Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is On the Prowl. Rihanna Doesn\'t Mind.

Sometimes, after a bad breakup, you just need to connect with someone new. Usually a rebound is fleeting (but good for the soul, like chicken soup). ... And it looks like Rihanna is in Katy Perry\'s sights. Sure, the 2012 Grammys probably made Rihanna seem sexier and Katy\'s hair bluer... but love was in the air my friends. Love and Hepatitis C. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is Single. And Has a New Name.

Not only is Katy Perry keeping all of the money she made while she was married to Russell Brand (once again, thank you Russell for being a decent person), but she is also changing her name back to what it was originally. Katy Perry\'s response to Russell Brand\'s divorce filing states that the ex-couple reached a \"comprehensive written settlement.\" This response also includes a line ... [Full Story]

Russell Brand is a Good Man.

Even though Russell Brand did not sign a pre-nup when he married Katy Perry (and he is now entitled to approximately $20 million of Katy Perry\'s money) he is not going to be taking any of her money. Why? Because he is a good man and when people rob each other after getting a divorce it makes me want to hurt small, fluffy things. According to someone close to the ex-couple, \"This divorce is ... [Full Story]

Now You Can Put Katy Perry in Any Position That You Want.

Unfortunately, no, there isn\'t a Katy Perry Realdoll coming out (look it up). But what is happening is almost as good (if you can get aroused by animated characters... and I know you can). Katy Perry is going to be a character in \"Sims 3: Showtime.\" Personally, I\'m a fan of The Sims. I can make a family and have sex with or kill anyone I want. If you\'re REALLY good at it, you can even ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Has Sex Like An Unhappy, Middle-aged Housewife

Russell Brand claims that he used to be a sex addict, having sex upwards of 5 times a day. (How he found enough women to participate in said sexy times, I\'ll never know. ... and it\'s just cheating if he is counting the times by himself, because then even I am way over 5 times a day). So now, he is citing that as a reason that they didn\'t get along - Kitty Purry wasn\'t willing to play his sexy ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry & Russell Brand are Calling it Quits. Good God NO!!!

Hide your straight razors, because I have terrible, terrible news: Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce. It\'s no surprise that two people who were on the opposite ends of the personality spectrum weren\'t able to get along long-term. I won\'t pretend to know anything about relationships, but let\'s just cut through the BS: he was sober, she wasn\'t. If they were constantly going to ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is Going to Host SNL

Katy Perry. Great voice, huge boobs and pink hair. Under most circumstances, these qualities would make her a great candidate to do nearly anything. However, it doesn\'t necessarily she will be a hilarious host of SNL (she just announced last night on Twitter that she would be hosting soon). Sure, the last time she was on the show she wore a low-cut shirt and jumped around... but she can\'t ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Had an Amazing Birthday Party. Again.

Why don\'t I ever get invited to these things? Katy Perry has thrown awesome birthday parties before, but this one takes the cake. Not only is she in a slutty, hot pink cowgirl outfit, but Russell Brand was there. And some gay guy wearing a**-less chaps. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Probably Is Not Pregnant

I love that the Internet\'s knee jerk reaction to any picture of a celebrity\'s stomach that isn\'t completely fat is that the person in question is pregnant. I understand that the average celebrity is supposed to have 0.003% body fat, but once in a while they do eat. Ergo, they have food in their stomach (making it less than empty). So don\'t think that the pictures of Katy Perry at the MTV ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is the Nicest Person Ever

The goddess known as Katy Perry may be in the middle of her California Dreams tour, but that doesn\'t mean she can\'t take a few breaks to show some appreciate to her crew. On Monday, she took her dancers, crew and opening artist Natalia Kills to Six Flags Great America outside of Chicago for a day of fun. Most bosses don\'t get a crap about their employees, let alone famous ones. Thus, Katy ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Doesn\'t Need a Natural Hair Color

Being a brunette is too plain Jane for Katy Perry. So instead of opting for any of the normal, human, colors, she chose hot pink. ... I\'m not complaining though, it just makes Katy Perry look hotter. She is nowhere near the Lady Gaga levels of \"OMG YOU DON\'T LOOK HUMAN.\" ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is the Best Smurfette, Ever

When I was growing up, \"The Smurfs\" frightened me. I\'m not sure if it was their size, skin tone or the evil homeless wizard that was always chasing after them. Whatever the reason, I hated them. After seeing these pictures of Katy Perry promoting the new \"Smurfs\" movie, I suddenly decided that I loved the Smurfs. I always have. I always will. ... [Full Story]