Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Katy Perry\'s Not at Her Best

As someone who loves Katy Perry with all of his heart and borders on illegal stalker status, I\'m disappointed in these pictures of her performing at some night club. She looks like any average girl who borrowed a shiny dress off the store that dirtball girls buy their prom dresses from, and then went on stage. Oh well, let\'s move past this. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Arrives

Don\'t ask me where she\'s arriving because I don\'t have any idea, but it appears to be in some part of a South American jungle based on these pictures. The paparazzi really is everywhere. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is Awesome

As if there was any doubt, here are some pictures showing just how awesome Katy Perry is. I wish I could hang out with her every day and be in all the pictures where she makes funny faces. But my life isn\'t so bad. I don\'t have HIV or anything. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are Engaged

The fine people at People have discovered that Katy Perry and boyfriend Russell Brand are now engaged. Rumors to that effect began circulating over the holidays, and became especially loud Tuesday night. Perry, 25, Tweeted around 1 a.m. New York time from Thailand on Wednesday an oblique reference to an Alanis Morrisette song: \"So when do I start walking the streets naked singing that ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Remains a Little Strange

Even though these pictures indicate the most annoying music video ever created is currently in the making, Katy Perry did do us the honors of wearing a sexy leather outfit. So when you hear whatever song this is for every single time you get in your car, just imagine these pictures and it\'ll seem a little more bearable. Maybe. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Out in London

For some reason, I really like how girls look when they\'re all bundled up. It\'s possible that I\'m gay, I\'ve never been clinically tested. But there\'s just something about a big coat and a goofy hat that gets me going. So needless to say, these pictures of Katy Perry in London are getting printed out and plastered all over the basement wall. As soon as I get my mom to buy me more printer ink. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Does Hooker Boots

It\'s long been suspected that Katy Perry is a hooker at night when the lights go out, but then again, that\'s a complete lie so please ignore it. It, however, doesn\'t take away from the fact that she\'s wearing awesome hooker boots in these pictures, so I\'ll take what I can get. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry\'s Birthday Attracts Strange People

Think of the strangest person you know, and there\'s a good chance he or she was at Katy Perry\'s birthday party a couple of days ago. Seriously, I see midgets and all around freakish people...the kind that go to Wal Mart at 3am because they think no one else will be there. There\'s even a bunch of orange midgets there. I\'m very confused, but Katy looks f\'n incredible, so all is forgiven. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Might\'ve Been a Little Drunk

If Katy Perry wasn\'t drunk in any of these pictures, there\'s something seriously wrong with that girl. I\'m thinking a little bit of retardation or psychosis, but then again, I\'m not a psychologist. I just read a lot of medical Web sites. So I\'m kinda like a doctor only without all of the useless schooling. Anyway, despite my medical background and Katy\'s craziness, she looks really good. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Shopping for Something

According to the place I found these, this is Katy Perry shopping at Kitson on Melrose in West Hollywood. I\'m going to assume Kitson is the store and Melrose is the street, but who knows. Anyway, I know these pictures are hardly exciting, but in case you\'re a big fan or Katy or plan on stalking her, it might help you to know where she was yesterday. Night vision goggles and the ability to ... [Full Story]

Nice Place for a Date

Russell Brand and Katy Perry, who are rumored to be dating, decided to take a walk in a cemetery because they\'re big stars and this is perfectly normal in big star world. Actually, they were in Paris and decided to visit Jim Morrison\'s grave. No word from Morrison on whether he enjoyed their visit. ... [Full Story]

Are They a Couple? Does Anyone Care?

Rumors are circulating in the world of people with no lives, like myself, that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are dating. If they are, this is HUGE news. And by huge, I mean it doesn\'t matter at all. People went through the trouble of digging a little bit: Brand, 34, has joined Perry, 25, at fashion shows and parties for Paris\' fashion week, taken eerie strolls at dusk around a famous ... [Full Story]