Kelly Brook

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kelly Brook.

Kelly Brook Celebrates her Birthday

I\'ve been trying to figure out what that thing is she\'s eating, and it\'s either an absurd piece of cake or some kind of animal carcass with candy sprinkled on it. Either way, she turned 30 years old and looks as hot as someone 20 years younger. Uhh, wait...nevermind that last part. ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook is Anne Hathaway

So it seems I\'m the first to discover that Kelly Brook is simply Anne Hathaway\'s English personality that she takes on when she gets bored. At least in the pictures below, they\'re pretty much identical. If they aren\'t the same person, then they\'re at least twins or, you know, just two celebrities who resemble each other. Yeah, probably. ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook Out and About

I\'m not sure if Andre the Giant came back from the dead to become a photographer or if the paparazzi is finding ways to be more artistic, but these are some pretty cool angles of English star, Kelly Brook. Basically any angle from up above is great when dealing with an attractive girl for obvious reasons that may or may not have to do with breasts. It must kick ass being a tall guy, I hate being ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook Out and About

Most people would see these pictures of Kelly Brook and have no idea where she is, but when you\'re savvy like me, you can use your skills to determine she\'s in London. It could have something to do with the \"Bank London\" building behind her or maybe the English license plates, or possibly even the fact that Kelly Brook IS English, but no, it was the sidewalk that gave it away. I never miss an ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook at The Ugly Truth Premiere

English model and all around goddess Kelly Brook made an appearance at the premiere of The Ugly Truth, which I actually saw despite being a male. It was pretty good because Gerard Butler treats women like objects and we all know that\'s all they are, on a good day no less. Just kidding, please don\'t un-bookmark this site. You\'re all I\'ve got :( ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook is Still in the Caribbean

Apparently Kelly Brook gave up working or doing anything other than being on a beach in the Caribbean because she\'s been there for like a month. But if she can and wants to, then why not? At least she didn\'t kill herself with a swordfish or something (see post below). ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook Plays in the Water

Kelly Brook went to the Caribbean this past week to jump around in the water like some kind of relation to Simple Jack. If you haven\'t seen Tropic Thunder, disregard that attempt at a joke. But anyway, it should be a crime for someone like Kelly to wear a one-piece bathing suit. Where\'s the Caribbean police? ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brooke is Looking Great

After looking awesome, then looking not so awesome, Kelly Brook is back to looking awesome. It\'s the evolution of a recovering model turned mommy, I guess. I should write a book about it. Chapter One: She\'s hot. Chapter Two: She\'s a fatty. Chapter Three: Her kid\'s constant attention isn\'t enough, so she gets back in shape. Chapter Four: Kid is sent to live with foster parents, she\'s hot ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook is Another Fine Piece of British Perfection

The myth that English girls never brush their teeth and have AIDS has been put to rest by Kelly Brook and her magnificent teeth and AIDS-free body. Maybe I made up the AIDS part, or saw it on a fake youtube documentary, not sure. But regardless, she was on the beach recently, and here are the resulting images. Check them out in high resolution by clicking the thumbnails. Bigger pictures = more ... [Full Story]

Kelly Brook is Super

A lot of American guys aren\'t too familiar with Kelly Brook seeing as how she\'s English and all. But she\'s been in California a lot lately, so it\'s like the Revolutionary War all over again except this time we\'re taking Kelly\'s breasts and not a bunch of land. ... [Full Story]

So Is That a Taxi or Something?

Maybe it\'s my small-town ignorance, but WTF is that vehicle Kelly Brook is getting out of? There\'s absolutely no way I would ever get in a car with two guys trying to look like Albert Einstein\'s retarded brothers painted on the side. And Kelly looks way too happy to have just paid that guy for a ride back from the gym. Anyway, the weird car aside, Kelly is looking awesome again after a ... [Full Story]

Hey, Kelly Brook Has a New Fragrance!

If Anne Hatheway and Natalie Portman got freaky and had a baby, not only would science be baffled, but that baby would grow up to be Kelly Brook. Maybe you don\'t see it, but I do and what I see matters because I\'m writing this stupid post right now in my underwear. Kelly is promoting her new fragrance although I\'m not sure how photos promote a fragrance. It\'s not like they\'re scratch n ... [Full Story]