Kim Kardashian

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kim Kardashian.

FHM Tries to Make Me Miserable

FHM, in an honest effort to make me suicidal, included a gallery of amazing TV hotties in their April issue. As much as I like photos of hot, famous, half-naked chicks... I hate the reminder that I\'d never be able to get a girlfriend let alone whores like that. The girls that FHM featured included the sexy Kim Kardashian, Eva Amurri, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, Perfect Girl Minka Kelly ... [Full Story]

Kim Does Nothing, But Still Looks Hot

Even though Kim Kardashian has not once accomplished anything productive, she at least squanders her time and money looking incredibly hot. That\'s much better than what my girlfriend does. She spends all of my money on donuts and purses and she bears a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hut. Here she is _____ and _____ at _____. It doesn\'t matter. She looks mighty tasty and she is showing ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian\'s Sweet Cuppin Cakes

Kim Kardashian has some great cupcakes. And oh, how I wish I was referring to some clever metaphor for her tight body. But no, I\'m talking about literal cupcakes. Kim decided to dip her toe into the lucrative(?) cupcake business. Girls, if you want to have the rotund behind of Kim Kardashian, all you need to do is eat 18 of her Va Va Vanilla cupcakes! Thankfully she showed off those famous ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashan Really Likes Black

Believe it or not, I wrote the headline above without even thinking about her sex tape with Ray J. Turned out I\'m clever even when I don\'t mean to be. I was referring to her insane amount of eye makeup and whatever exotic animal she\'s wearing as a coat. Crazy girl. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian on the New Orleans Saints

Kim Kardashian, who is dating Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, felt the need to comment on the win as if she even knew what football was before dating him. People reports: \"I am so proud of Reggie and the New Orleans Saints!\" Kardashian, 29, tells PEOPLE. And what does she think of the Saints\' Feb. 7 date with the Indiana Colts in Miami Gardens\' Sun Life Stadium? \"They deserve ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is a Zebra

Halloween may be over, but that didn\'t stop Kim Kardashian from going to some restaurant dressed as a zebra yesterday. She better hope there isn\'t a lion or hungry fat woman around because that ass could feed a family of 47 for 3 months. If it really was zebra meat or she really was dressed as a zebra. You can pretty much ignore everything you just read. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is Being Sued

I know, when I heard about Kim Kardashian being sued, I thought for sure her ass finally knocked someone off the side of a building or something, but it turns out it\'s cookie related. According to TMZ: The guy behind Dr. Siegal\'s Cookie Diet weight loss program has cooked up a lawsuit against Kim, claiming the reality star defamed him with a cyber-attack in which she calls the Cookie Diet ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Blows Kisses

Not to go on a rant here, but I really hate it when girls blow kisses. First of all, the kiss never actually lands anywhere. It\'s basically the girl making out with her own hand and then blowing spit all over the room. Thanks for that, but I prefer not to spread swine flu in completely non-seductive, borderline retarded ways. So when Kim Kardashian decided to do it while leaving the Wiltern ... [Full Story]

Peace

Here\'s everyone\'s favorite gypsy Kim Kardashian promoting world peace at a United Nations gathering. Or maybe she\'s at The New Westfield Culver City mall promoting some useless crap no one needs. That\'s probably more likely. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Gets Punched in the Face for a Good Cause

The Daily Mail has an article about Kim Kardashian stepping in the ring for charity and getting knocked the F out. Okay, not really, but that sounds better than just getting punched in the face with a padded glove. Anyway, read on: The brunette, famous for her curves, swapped her heels for a pair of boots as she faced her opponent, who had made the highest bid in a charity auction. But ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Was Princess Jasmine

Halloween\'s been over for 3 days but seeing as how this site has never been on the cutting edge, I think it\'s perfectly acceptable to post these pictures of Kim Kardashian dressed up as Princess Jasmine. And I\'m thinking she should always wear that outfit...to the mall, photo shoots, church, funerals, etc. ... [Full Story]

Is This All She Ever Does?

For like the 9th time in a row, the paparazzi have caught Kim Kardashian in the exciting act of...pumping gas. She\'s probably so good at pushing those buttons by now. But seriously, I know she is one of those celebrities who do nothing at all and get paid for it, but please do something more exciting than this. Another sex tape or get pregnant or maybe a combination of the two as an adult film ... [Full Story]