Scarlett Johansson

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Scarlett Johansson in a New Shoot for Mango

I\'m not even sure what Mango is, I always thought it was a fruit, but apparently it\'s a company that Scarlett Johansson models for. Here are there latest pictures for the Spring/Summer campaign, so whatever they sell, I\'ll be buying lots of it. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson at an After Party

Here\'s Scarlett Johansson in my grandma\'s dress at the after party for A View From the Bridge, which I can only assume is a movie that tries to be deep but turns out to be really boring. But if Scarlett\'s in it and she wears anything other than this dress, it\'ll still be worth seeing. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson in Bazaar Magazine

Here are some scans of Scarlett Johansson in Harpers Bazaar January 2010 edition. In the one picture, I think she successfully wore a piece of every animal in existence. It\'s kinda like Noah\'s Ark except not so wholesome and none of the animals live. Had Noah gathered 2 of every animal on his ark, and then brutally butchered 1 of every animal for clothing and accessories, that\'s pretty much ... [Full Story]

Latest Picture of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow

In case you haven\'t heard, Scarlett Johansson is playing Black Widow in Iron Man 2. And here\'s the latest picture of her. This is awesome and all, but you know how hard it is to defile yourself at the movie theater with all kinds of people around? Really hard, so this one is going to be tricky. I guess it releases in summer 2010. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson to Debut on Broadway

Because all famous actors think they haven\'t \"done it all\" until they go put on an absurd amount of make up and over-act every line and gesture on Broadway, Scarlett Johansson has decided to go ahead and do just that. Reuters says: Actress Scarlett Johansson will make her Broadway debut starring in a revival of American playwright Arthur Miller\'s drama \"A View from the Bridge,\" the ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson at a Moet and Chandon Event

Here\'s Scarlett Johansson showing off exactly how much wine it would take for her to ever consider hooking up with me in a cheap hotel room. And I think if she wants to be a good promoter for Moet and Chandon, she should do exactly that and film the whole thing. I would never consider showing all of my Internet friends every single day and ultimately selling it for a ton of money. Never ever. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Continues to Step it Up

Well it\'s pretty obvious at this point that Scarlett Johansson not only reads this blog but probably wants to leave Ryan Reynolds for a life of bliss with me in my parents\' basement. A few days ago, I mentioned that she looked like a hoodlum and, since then, she has gotten progressively hotter in new photo shoots every day. Nevermind that these were probably taken way weeks ago, just a small ... [Full Story]

Oh Hai

Even though she looks a little bit like she just got off the short bus to go to work at Burger King, this is definitely a major step up for Scarlett Johansson compared to the other day where she looked like a hoodrat. Maybe it has something to do with Germany because that\'s where she was for a Mango Winter campaign. No idea what that is, but she was there and that\'s good enough for me. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson is a Hoodlum

Here\'s wife and husband, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds, looking like two bums about ready to commit a crime. Somehow Scarlett manages to never let her face be photographed, but I can\'t say the same for Ryan Reynolds and his new mountain man beard. Next time I see these two looking all sexy in a movie, I\'ll remember these pictures and refuse to get turned on. I have high standards. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Out in Manhattan

Scarlett Johansson disguised herself as Dick Tracy\'s retarded little sister yesterday in Manhattan as she set out to go for a walk or do whatever it is she does. There\'s really nothing left to say about this...she seems to be healthy and stuff. Cool. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson in a Mango Photo Shoot

I really don\'t know what or who Mango is or how they managed to get Scarlett Johansson to agree to such a great photo shoot, but I\'m guessing it involved money and a lot of drugs. That\'s usually how I get what I want...minus the money and a lot of alcohol. Knocks them right out, and they think they had a great time. ... [Full Story]

You Can Meet Scarlett Johansson

It\'s times like this that I wish my dad was an oil tycoon or at least something more than a burger king fry cook because, if I had tons of money, I could actually meet Scarlett Johansson. People explains: Next spring\'s Iron Man 2 premiere will be memorable not only for the stars of the film, but also for two lucky fans – thanks to castmember and Oxfam Ambassador Scarlett ... [Full Story]