Rihanna has revealed to Good Morning America that getting beat up by Chris Brown just wasn't enough and that she initially went back to him afterward.

Just because Rihanna is rich and can sing doesn't make her any less white trash than the next girl. Well, her being black might make her a little less, but not much. Girls will always go back to the abusive guys because as long as they're abusive, there's something to work with. That's why I like my Dad so much. He kicks me in the face and I just love it!

Okay look, I don't care if you're gay and I kinda like lesbians, but they need to stop being so sensitive. If I hear about one more celebrity getting attacked over "anti-gay" remarks, I'm going to go to San Francisco dressed as a hot dog and run through the city. Anyway, TMZ has the latest one:

You know what else is worn? Nevermind, I won't go there. Anyway, this is what Jericho said:

I wish my job was to find people who say the word "fag" and demand apologies out of them. No wonder the economy sucks so bad. This guy should be designing clothes or working at the Blue Oyster, not harassing Chris Jericho for making an off-hand, meaningless remark. Oh well.

Here's Britney Spears looking a lot like something a monster that lives in the sewers coughed up after a nasty lunch. I don't mean to be superficial, but damn, that's one ugly girl. Ten years ago, I spent a considerable amount of time alone in my room thinking about her, but now that I'm down in the basemen and she looks like that, it's just not the same.

Either Hayden Panettiere grew a few inches in the last month or Elle Magazine has the best photoshop expert in the world. Because she went from an all-out little person to an average height model. I really need to get hold of the guy who did this and ask him to airbrush me a 6-pack and some pecks. The ladies won't be able to resist me as long as they're okay with letting my magazine picture take them out for dinner while I sit here and watch The Biggest Loser.

In the most bizarre celebrity lawsuit of the year, Carrie Prejean sued Miss California USA for religious discrimination only to get counter-sued for $5,200 breast implants they paid for. It was an interesting double lawsuit to say the least, but that doesn't matter now because they're both dropped according to TMZ:

Well, that was a waste of everyone's time. I'm considering suing both parties for my time back. I estimate the value at 36 cents and a new bowl of cereal because mine went soggy while writing this article. Not too happy about that.

There's basically nothing going on in the celebrity world today. Roman Polanski hasn't killed himself yet and none of the Kardashian sisters have a new sex tape, so it's just a boring day. Thankfully, a whole bunch of pictures of Megan Fox that didn't make Rolling Stone magazine have been released. And here they are in all their glory.

After being involved in the weakest crash in motorcycle crash history, Brad Pitt has decided to buy a new bike altogether. Because he's rich and he can. People reports:

He's talking about his bike like it's one of his favorite kids. Also, I saw the crash and there's no way that bike was totaled. It might've suffered a scratch, possibly two, but that's about it. Then again, whenever you have 75 trillion dollars, you don't keep anything with a blemish. Now that I think of it, that would explain trading Jennifer Aniston in for Angelina Jolie. Cool, I'm like a psychologist-detective. They should make a show about me.