Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

I Have a Feeling She Isn\'t Drug Free

According to Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan doesn\'t do drugs. Well. Lindsay Lohan is lying. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay - the Model of Good Behavior

Now that Lindsay has been properly... chastised... then posted bail, she is the cover girl for repentance and SCRAM bracelets. She let photos be taken of her this weekend with her accessory in plain sight. I\'d bet mounds of money that she is doing so just as a good PR move. Well, with fake intentions or not, it\'s about time. She is also getting out of the Hollywood club scene and moving ... [Full Story]

LiLo Loves Her SCRAM

If this doesn\'t make you facepalm yourself, then nothing will. Lindsay Lohan to decorate her SCRAM bracelet so that it will look nice when she goes out. I think she missed the whole psychological benefit the bracelet has - seeing that instead of feeling shamed and repentant, she just wants to bedazzle the sh*t out of it. In a late-night Tweet, Lohan wrote, \"can CHANEL please help me out by ... [Full Story]

More Like... Lindsay LIEhan

My amazing title to this article aside, Lindsay Lohan has chosen the \"immature lies I can\'t back up\" strategy to get out of her obligations and the court\'s rulings. Lindsay Lohan told the court that she couldn\'t wear the SCRAM bracelet because there was going to be a movie shoot in Texas that it\'d interfere with. So either the SCRAM bracelet is preventing her from crossing state ... [Full Story]

Who Needs Alcohol Education?

Thank God Lindsay is sorry for her sins; she is truly the embodiment of a penitence. Just look at her reform! Her will to improve! Why, she is even drinking and looking like a hot mess just to show us..um... how much she, uh, doesn\'t need it. Okay so maybe she is still a drunk \'tard and the judge was an idiot for letting her post bail. It\'s Lindsay\'s own choice if she wants to be a drunk ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Coughs Up 10k

For all of her moping around and avoidance of the issue, Lindsay Lohan certainly paid up $10,000 quickly in order for her bench warrant to be recalled. Shawn Chapman Holley, Lindsay\'s lawyer, did not provide the money. The $10,000 (10% of the bail) came from Lou Taylor, Lindsay\'s business manager. Although the warrant went bye-bye... I\'m pretty sure LiLo isn\'t out of the woods. Most ... [Full Story]

It\'s Bench Warrant Time

This is the good stuff. ... don\'t judge me for celebrating other people\'s failures. It\'s my vice. Leave me alone. A judge has issued a bench warrant for Lindsay Lohan\'s arrest- seeing that she did NOT show up in court this morning. Lindsay claims her passport was stolen and is unable to be in L.A.... but the judge isn\'t believing a word of it. Judge Marsha Revel scoffed at the missing ... [Full Story]

Lindsay is a Little Liar

The reason that Lindsay Lohan won\'t be appearing in court is... lacking creativity to say the least. Probably lacking truth as well. Lindsay Lohan is claiming that some perp stole her passport in Cannes. (Uh. Right.) Lindsay says that she went to the airport yesterday to attempt to get on a reserved flight back to L.A. but was denied because someone stole the poor little girl\'s ... [Full Story]

Alcohol Edu-what?

So instead of completing her court-ordered alcohol education classes, Lindsay flew her skanky little butt over to the Cannes Film Festival so that she could... get drunk at a club and fall down. Honestly, I\'m not concerned that much about her liver. It\'s her knees that probably need more attention. If she doesn\'t have at least one wrenched knee or broken ankle by now, I am married to ... [Full Story]

Get Ready For Jail Linds

It\'ll be sweet when Lindsay Lohan is finally out of the media... and in jail. Lindsay has decided to attend the Cannes Film Festival instead of (you guessed it) heading to her alcohol education classes. Man, that judge is going to be so ticked. If LiLo fails to complete the alcohol education classes and refuses to show up in court next Wednesday... get ready for some fun. It would be ... [Full Story]

Face it Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan might want to step up to the plate and accept reality soon. She has only one week left to make up her four missed alcohol education classes. If she doesn\'t comply, she is going to go to jail. However, Lindsay in NYC yesterday not attending any such class. She claims she was in the city to support her mom, whose brother passed away. That\'s a nice thought, LiLo, but quit ... [Full Story]

Is This Even a Surprise?

It looks like Li-Lo is heading for The Big House. Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her 22nd probation and will have to appear in front of a judge in the coming months. And I hear that judge doesn\'t usually give rulings in puppies and sunshine. She hasn\'t filled the alcohol education requirement that was ordered by the judge; but in all fairness to Lindsay, she is probably the expert on ... [Full Story]