Megan Fox

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Megan Fox.

OK Megan Fox, You Win

As hard as I\'ve tried to go a day without posting a Megan Fox gallery, she makes it impossible. She looks amazing when she just walks across a street. If she ever actually does anything else, I might explode. Here she is leaving the Smokehouse in Los Angeles the other day. To all you jealous ladies out there, don\'t worry...take comforting in knowing she\'ll die like the rest of us. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Walks Around, Looks Amazing Doing So

Here\'s Megan Fox stopping by Brian Austin Green\'s son\'s school. Not sure why, especially since there were reports of them breaking up. If that\'s not true, someone better tell me now because holding out hope that I will some day bang Megan Fox in the backseat of a 1982 Ford Pinto is the only thing that keeps me going. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Could Make a Lion Purr

Megan Fox was leaving Ken Paves Salon yesterday and, in typical paparazzi fashion, a photographer was there ready to snap the exciting event of Megan Fox walking. Yet somehow it still manages to be worth checking out, and it still manages to be hotter than pretty much anything I saw all weekend. Then again, I did spend my Saturday going to random funerals. I didn\'t know any of the dead people ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Rocks a Black Top

Megan Fox is hotter just walking down the street than most girls are at their weddings. If I was female, I\'d probably hate myself and get all kinds of plastic surgery. But then again, I\'m shallow and would make an ugly girl. So don\'t listen to me...you\'re beautiful and I would date you. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Has It All Going On

Megan Fox is so hot that if someone took my entire family hostage and threatened to decapitate them on the Internet if I didn\'t give up my Megan Fox fantasies, I would most likely choose the fantasies. Not only because I\'m obsessed with Megan but because I don\'t like my brother that much anyway. It\'s win-win except, with my mom gone, who\'s gonna make me spaghettios? Nevermind all that ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Shops at Petco

I don\'t own any animals, but just because Megan Fox shopped at Petco, I think I\'ll go there and buy some collars and fish bowls today. Anything that makes me feel closer to Megan is worth it. Too bad she was at the one in Hollywood and I\'m, uh, not. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is Being Left Behind

Megan Fox was once again photographed out and about with Brian Austin Green and what appears to be his son. The strange thing about these photos is that it looks like Megan is the third wheel, three or four steps behind at all times. Yeah if I was 35 years old with a child and had the luxury of dating the hottest 22 year old in the world, I\'d leave her behind too. It\'s only logical. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Walks the Street

I don\'t really know where Megan Fox was heading in these pictures, but she looks hot as usual. One thing I\'ve noticed, she\'s been wearing that same shirt and those same sunglasses the last 3 or 4 times she\'s been photographed in public. So basically she\'s a dirtball, but the kind that you\'d still bang as long as you watched her take a bath and put on some Right Guard first. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox as Lara Croft? Maybe.

Although this assumption is based on pretty much no facts whatsoever, it seems Megan Fox is the likely candidate to play Lara Croft in the next intsallment of Tomb Raider. E! says: Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to relaunch—and completely overhaul—the hot-pants-wearing, artifact-collecting Lara Croft: Tomb Raider franchise, with the first major casualty being Jolie. According to the ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Will Take a Picture With Anyone These Days

I\'m not sure if this idiot is some kind of extra in Transformers 2, but whoever he is, he doesn\'t deserve to be in a picture with Megan Fox. And why isn\'t he smiling? Maybe he should\'ve gotten one with Shia Labeouf instead. Between this guy and the guy Megan Fox played Guitar Hero with, I\'m not sure what\'s going on. She must be getting paid to hang out with slow people, that\'s all I can ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Plays Guitar Hero at Some Random House

Wow, what a depressing batch of pictures to wake up to. Megan Fox apparently decided to play Guitar Hero with some retard and his family. Sadly it wasn\'t me and my retarded family. You can\'t see the TV screen, but there\'s no way that kid is getting above 30% of the notes right with Megan Fox standing right there. But damn, she looks good. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox for the Weekend

This photoshoot from Italian magazine \"Jack\" might be old, but so are a lot of people and we let them stick around for a while. Going into the weekend, I wanted to leave the site on a good note just in case someone spikes my drink at a party I\'m not invited to and drops me off somewhere in the wilderness. In that event, it\'s been fun. Otherwise, I\'ll be back Monday. ... [Full Story]