Happy Birthday to you, Charlize Theron. On August 7th, 1975, the world was graced with your presence, and thus, your beauty. Now, with you being 32 today, I believe that you are now officially a cougar. One of those rare, South African, cougars.
Any other day, that would be enough for me... but I do feel a little irked by what these Belizean bikini shots reveal.
I mean, it's not that Charlize Theron looks bad. It's just that she doesn't look like Charlize Theron. So yea, Charlize let me down today. Bad day...
But, is it possible that this cloud has a silver lining? Let's see...
Check out her not-so-famous, not-so-good-looking, long time boyfriend Stuart Townsend. He's a bit of a sloppy looking fellow with man-boobs and the early beginnings of a beer gut.
I like him though. I see alot of myself in him. Too bad I don't see any of myself in his girlfriend... OHHHHHH SNAP!
There's ya silvah linin' right there!!!
She's still Charlize Theron though, and I basically just like South Africans...
South Africa: Better Than Regular Africa
