Celeb Parasite

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen

This post is a brief piece of advice for all of the young guys out there: learn how to play football. Sure, most of you will try... some of you will be all right at it... most of you will suck. But, it pays to be a good quarterback. I mean, take Tom Brady, for instance. He's the best quarterback in the world right now. So, what does that mean? Well, it means that he gets to do it with nothing less than the most beautiful woman alive in this earth upon which we all live (arguably, at least). Yea, so, that's pretty awesome. Honestly, if I were ever dating a chick like that and we were going out somewhere and I was driving... I probably wouldn't let her sit inside the car with me. Instead, I'd just tie her to the roof so that I wouldn't let anyone who saw me forget, even for one second, that no matter what you think about me... I still get to do it with the hottest chick in the universe. Yea, there's really nothing anyone can say to that.

Anyway, here's Tom just walking around showing everyone that he has the best life in the world. Ha, and to think, just a handful of years ago, he was Drew Bledsoe's back-up. Well, at least that part gives me hope! Anyway, enjoy kids. And by that I mean that if you're a dude, enjoy checking out Gisele looking all hot in her little sexy boots... and if you're a chick, enjoy looking at Tom. Not that I would know that that would be enjoyable personally, but I hear the ladies go crazy for him. So, go ahead, kids, enjoy watching Tom and Gisele out on a date last night.

1.03.08 at 12:01:21 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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