Kanye West celebrated the New Year by playing a game of Connect 4 with Beyoncé. Seriously. You can't make that stuff up. People Magazine reports:
And it was on New Year's Eve that Kanye had his chance to test his Connect 4 skills with the bootylicious R&B diva! So how did Kanye do? People further reports:
Ouch! Kanye got spanked! It's funny how someone with such a big booty was the one doing the spanking! ZING! Bad joke. I know. BUT! Kanye did get some revenge! People says:
Ahh, vindication! You know, I'm sure Beyonce's a sweet young woman and all that... but if she beat me 9 times in anything I'd be angry and I wouldn't let her leave the table until I at least won one. Then, when I finally did win, I'd probably be all loud and obnoxious and smack the whole Connect 4 apparatus with the backside of my hand right into Beyoncé's lap and I'd probably say something along the lines of how I'm the greatest human being on Earth and that Beyonce is worthless.
Actually, considering that it was at the 40/40 club with an R&B singer I'd probably taunt her in a really high pitched voice saying things like "Yea, baby!," "Wussup now, shawty!", and "Aww snap!". Then I'd pour a bottle of Crystal over my head as I jumped up in down in a sudden outburst of victorious joy beneath a waterfall of champagne. But hey, that's just me. I'm kind of a jerk. I'm sure Kanye's much more of a gentleman than I am.
