Lindsay Lohan's drinking again! Us Magazine reports:
That's right, Lindsay does have to take it "one day at a time" with the whole world watching... and I don't feel bad about it. I mean, the whole world has to sit there and watch her throw her life away and spend her millions on rehab while poor people are starving to death in Ethiopia! The least she can do is let us find some joy in making fun of a celebrity when she "makes mistakes." I mean, that's the least that the little celebrity princess could do for the common folk that made her what she is today.
Oh, and about the starving people in Ethiopia... sure... I don't do anything about that, either. I know. But, first of all, I don't waste millions on drugs, alcohol, and sex like Lindsay does. As much as I wish I could do that, I simply don't have the cash right now. And, second of all, a couple of weeks ago I was at the grocery store and I gave a dollar to a little kid that was going around collecting donations in his little UNICEF box. Sure, he wrote the word "UNICEF" on it with a permanent marker and misspelled it "Younisef", and the money was most likely going to some crack dealer in the projects that put him up to the scam... but hey, it's the thought that counts! I don't even see Lindsay doing that much! So, I don't care if I'm all over her for falling off the wagon! HA! Yea, I said it!
