You know, I thought these Penelope Cruz bikini pictures would be more rewarding, but they're not. I mean, she's out looking, well, kind of medium... which is a let-down considering it's Penelope Cruz. I have to admit, there's one booty-grab pic in here with her boyfriend, Spanish actor, Javier Bardem... so that's kind of cool. But they still kind of leave something to be desired. Sure, Penelope, as a whole, is still gorgeous... but I just can't help but notice how long and gangly her arms look in these photos. I mean, those things are so long that when she walks along the beach, you see footsteps left behind in the sand, with two straight, continuous lines on either side of the footprints left from her knuckles dragging along the ground... it's just creepy.
I don't care how hot you are, when the words "long and gangly" can accurately describe you in any way, it's just not sexy. Call me picky, but hey, I just high standards. Do you really think a young guy like me in his sexual prime with washboard abs and a jaw that can crack walnuts should settle for anything that is even remotely near something that could be described as "gangly"? No! The answer to that question is NO!!! I just deserve so much more in life, really. Note: I recognize that some of these pictures are of a lower quality than we would like. We will be sure to post higher quality pictures if they become available.
