After Heidi Montag admitted that she has had a nose job, breast augmentation surgery, and, most recently, a surgical lip enhancement procedure... so what better way to show off her brand new, fake assets than by stripping down to her skivvies for Maxim Magazine!? It's not like this chick has no talent and she's dying for any kind of attention she can take... nope... that's not it... not at all! (note my thinly veiled sarcasm).
I'm getting sick of Heidi and her pathetic attempts to make a name for herself. But, then again, I applaud her efforts. She's becoming more and more familiar these days both on her own and intertwined with the nonsense between her and her fiancé, Spencer Pratt. Lately, though, she's been pretty good at finding a decent amount of attention for herself... even though it is probably true that once she gets that attention, the most common response to her is... "Why do I care about this chick again?" But hey, it's something! Plus, as annoying as she is, I'm still a dude and I enjoy myself a good sexy photoshoot every now again. So, I guess I can look past her pathetic-ness for the sake of my own pathetic desires to enjoy a sexy celebrity now and again! And you know what, I'm okay with that! Baaaabbyyyyy!
