Despite a recent lover's escapade with paparazzi photographer, Adnan Ghalib, sources now indicate that Britney has ended the romance! E! Online reports:
And just like that, as fast as a light bulb flash, Adnan is left on his own, his tiny little paparazzi heart broken. If you listen closely, you can hear his sweet, innocent little heart cracking... like the sound of hundreds of little camera clicks! Oh wait, that's not his heart, that's the bed in his hotel room cracking! After Britney had her with him and finished him off, the bed couldn't take it anymore and now it's collapsing!
No! Adnan! Save yourself! You know those hotel beds are only made for human weight... Not super-human, naked, hog weight like Britney's! Ahh, see Adnan! See what you've gotten yourself into! I don't feel too bad though... many sources say you were just using Britney to take personal pictures of her and then sell them to the tabloids! Ha, I guess you had the break-up coming to you after all! It's just Karma, bro!
