Us Magazine reports that Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard, better known as one of those idiots from Punk'd, were caught making out in Canada the other day.
That's right, Kate and Dax were sucking some serious face at one of Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn's places in Muskoka, Canada.
Us indicates that friends of Kate's say that Dax is a loser and the goof ball shouldn't even be in the same country as Kate. Ok, maybe that's a little harsh... but they did say this.
You know what, after that, I've changed my whole perspective... Dax, you are wild and weird, and you're still an idiot. But Kate Hudson is one of the cutest little babies in Hollywood and I say you ride this one out until Owen Wilson and his misshapen yet undeniably endearing nose comes back and snags her back.
Also, Dax, you're not good looking and you're not even that famous... I wonder how long it will take her to realize this and throw you out on the street... I'm thinking probably just a couple of weeks... actually, now that I think of it, I'm going with 10 days... yea, definitely 10 days.
Until that day comes though, score one for the wild weirdos! There is hope for us yet!
