The 48th Annual Mr. Blackwell worst-dressed celebrity list has been unveiled! For those of you who are unaware, Mr. Blackwell is a bitter, miserable old man who criticizes and rates celebrity fashion choices each year. So, without further adieu, I present to you the top five of Mr. Blackwell's many worst-dressed celebs of 2007! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"
3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"
2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror."
1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em.""
So there you have it, Victoria Beckham, according to a smelly old man, was the worst-dressed celebrity in all of 2008! It's no surprise really, I mean nobody appreciates it when over-sized street rodents dress up in bright, crazy dresses all the time. Although, she always seems to wear things that squeeze the hell out of her boobs... which, in my book, is quite commendable! So, if you're doing one thing right, Victoria, it's that! Now, pushing Victoria aside, I'm sure many of you are wondering why Britney Spears didn't make the infamous list! Well, it turns out that in the vast abyss where Mr. Blackwell's heart used to be, there's a little bit of cardiac muscle still moving around in there... because he basically felt so bad for Britney after everything that happened to her throughout 2007, all he good do is express sympathy toward her and wish her success in 2008! Specifically, he told Us Magazine:
Wow, that's when you know Britney's really screwed up. People want nothing to do with her so much, that they're not even willing to include her in bad things! That's unbelievable! Either that, or Mr. Blackwell just loved it when Britney was wearing fishnet stockings and a pink wig a while back... Blackwell looks like the type who would throw some fishnet stockings and a wig on while he's home alone in front of the mirror! Seriously, I can see it. Some old guys are weird like that!
Here's Victoria out in a hideous neon dress in London on Saturday night... just another reason why she won "worst-dressed!"
