Okay, I was hoping it would never come to this, but it looks like I'm going to have to say something about Kim Kardashian. Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Let's start with the good. This means I can throw up a few somewhat relevant pictures of her and her rotund booty. The bad? Everything else aside from that.
Eonline tells us that Kim Kardashian is going to get her own reality show on E!.
Specifically, E! says:
That's right, Kim "I'm only famous because my ass is too big to ignore" Kardashian will be the star of the most watched show on "mute" when it finally hits T.V. screens this fall.
You know, I was thinking, remember how Rick James always wanted to be called "Darknusssssss!"? If I ever saw Kim in person, I would probably call her "Thicknusssss!" You know, in that classy Rick James voice.
Sorry about that...
But that reminds me... time for the rotundness!
And now for the booty...
