Despite reports that Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge, are very much in love and plan to be together for very long time, new reports are saying that Casey wants nothing to do with Jamie Lynn until a paternity test is conducted and it is proven that he is the father of her unborn baby! In Touch Weekly reports:
Ahh, yes. That right there... that's the true staple of a beautiful, healthy relationship. You know that it's real love when the father of your unborn child goes along with your pregnancy until he's suddenly struck by the thought that it might be someone else's kid. Then, at the moment this brilliant thought hits him, he kicks his girlfriend to the curb and vows to return to her only if she can prove the kid is his! Yep, that's a nice, healthy, romantic relationship right there. Oh, not to mention, all of this heavy stuff is happening all while pregnant little Jamie Lynn is only 16-years-old.
Well, then again, this kind of thing isn't all too uncommon down south, we're they're from. In fact, all of these little details... the out-of-wedlock impregnation, the child-bearing minor, and the demand for a paternity test... they're all written down as specific criteria next to the definition of "Healthy Romantic Relationship" right here in the "White Trash Handbook" that I'm holding right now (said as I'm pointing to a blank sheet of paper with a clearly observable sarcastic look of disgust)! Basically, all of this "turmoil" between Jamie Lynn and her boyfriend is just standard procedure in all trailer parks filled with white trash throughout the entire south!
