Forget the Serengeti, a new species of animal was recently found in Malibu. This never-before-seen species has the skin of a zebra, the posture of a gazelle, and the face of some sort of undomesticated bird. It's habitat includes lands both by the sea and within the mainland.
Such a rare species is most commonly found shopping for hideously over-priced unnecessary items with her skank friends and making ridiculous claims about how it will change the pathetic superficiality of its life and will soon begin helping those in need.
Wait, it's just Paris Hilton being the skank that she is running around like an idiot on the beach with a pink body board and a zebra print swimsuit. Either way, it's a sight.
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