Jessica Alba is pregnant and loving every second of it! People Magazine reports:
The 26-year-old actress, who's due in early spring or late summer, said the pregnancy has been smooth so far. But, she admitted, "I'm more tired, more hungry than normal.""
See, all of that sounds great, but looking at these pictures of her at the Glamour V-Day luncheon yesterday, I'm having a tough time seeing where she's pregnant. Her boobs look a little enlarged, but that's about it. Then I had this weird, yet very possible, idea: what if Jessica's not pregnant at all and she's just tricking us and simply going around wearing maternity dresses and pretending she's pregnant! If so, that means she's one of those crazy, lunatic hot chicks. You know the type, they're smoking hot, but the moment you talk to them, you know they're out of their minds. Oh, those chicks are the best! They're usually really hot, but easy, and up for anything that could possibly be labeled as "experimental"... if you know what I mean! And I hope you do!
However, my theory might be a little inaccurate... after all, Jessica shared even more details about the bodily changes she's been experiencing. She told People magazine:
Well, she seems pretty accustomed to being pregnant, so yea, she probably is telling the truth. Wait a minute... on second thought... her boobs, her stomach, and her ass are suddenly all getting bigger at once!? Isn't that what happens to all women once they start getting up in their late twenties anyway!? Maybe she isn't pregnant! Maybe she's just getting old! All right, all right, I'm kidding. She looks great actually. If you get a chance, check out Jessica looking hot at the Glamour V-Day luncheon yesterday!
