Andrew Morton, author of "Tom Cruise:An Unauthorized Biography", which is to be released this upcoming Tuesday, has made some serious claims about Tom in his new book! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
Morton maintains that Holmes' father, Martin, an attorney, negotiated a pre-nup that would award her $3 million for each year of their marriage.
Holmes' rep had no comment and the Church of Scientology told Us, "Ms. Holmes never signed any agreement.""
Wow, if this is true, the whole TomKat relationship is crazier than I thought. And I thought it was pretty crazy to begin with! This is out of control! So let me get this straight, Tom wanted Katie to give Scientologists "full control of her life" but her Dad stepped in and said to Tom: "No way! Katie will never agree to that! Unless of course you offer her $3 million a year for staying married to you!" Then, the midget, recognizing that they had caught on to his evil plan, calculated that $3 million dollars per year for complete control over her life was reasonable and thus came to an agreement.
All this talk of Katie agreeing to be controlled for a sum of money throws me back somewhere into ancient times with the whole slave trade in Rome... only, oddly, in my current vision, Rome ultimately burns to the ground and Tom Cruise's ratty looking face is in the background jumping up and down like a tiny little leprechaun and laughing a sinister laugh. Ahh, I'm freaking out! Dammit, that little bastard gets to everyone, doesn't he!? I should have known! Those midgets... they're a shifty bunch!
Well, despite the fact that if this is true, they're both lunatics, Katie does look hot even if she with her midget husband at the premiere of her new movie Mad Money the other night.
