Christina Aguilera may be in labor as we speak! E! Online reports:
I hope she is giving birth right now! It's about time this chick finally popped, she was starting to look like the Michelin Man she was so bloated! Nevertheless, it seems that she may finally have given birth and thus has been somewhat relieved of her inflated look. If that is indeed the case, I wish that Christina and her child are being well taken care of and their baby is healthy as it enters the world and embarks on what we hope to be a very happy journey in life! However, I must admit, her husband, Jordan Bratman (shown here), is a bit of an ugly man and sort of looks like what you would get if you captured a Sasquash in the wild and shaved it daily so it could live a relatively normal human life. So, with that said, let's just hope that the baby comes out fully human! Okay, okay... maybe that was a bit harsh! But look at that guy! He's borderline grotesque!
Christina holding onto her womb for dear life a week ago because even then she was ready to burst:
