Harvard University has decided to honor Paris Hilton, of all people, as their official Woman of the Year! OK! Magazine reports:
The celebutante, who received a GED in spite of having attended some of the country's finest schools, is expected to give an acceptance speech at the ceremony in Harvard Square on February 6. Coincidentally enough, Paris' new film, The Hottie and the Nottie, hits theaters two days later on Feb. 8."
Ahh, it's nice to know that most prestigious university in the whole world knows how to recognize real talent! Wait a minute... what's Paris' talent again!? Well, I can't think of anything too great that she's done in the real world lately... but I have to admit... there was this one little thing she did... this one little "move", I guess you would call it... that she did in her sex tape a few years back... yea, that exhibited quite a bit of talent. So, maybe Harvard's naming her Woman of the Year for that.
Okay, I can't even joke about this anymore. This whole thing is just unexplainable and ridiculous. What's next? Are they gonna give the Nobel Peace prize to O.J. Simpson!?
Anyway, here are some photos of Paris out looking hammered drunk as she arrived at the The Beverly Hilton Hotel just this past weekend. Ahh, yes, Harvard's Woman of the Year herself! I hope the kids see this!
