It's a baby boy!!! Christina Aguilera gave birth to a baby boy at 10:05 p.m. on Saturday night! Us Magazine reports:
Max Liron Bratman weighed 6 lbs., 2 oz. and was 20.5 inches.
Despite reports that the singer, 27, gave birth Friday, Max was born at 10:05 p.m. Saturday in L.A."
Ahh, it's a beautiful thing, really. I have to admit, I was a bit concerned that, due to the unnaturally hairy nature of the father, the child would come out looking like some sort of fur-covered animal... However, all reports seem to suggest that little Max appears to be a healthy little human child! And, frankly, it's a bit of a relief to know that! As for Christina's thoughts on the night of her son's birth, she said:
Pretty standard, yes. But, again, considering how hairy and slimey-looking the father is, it's just great that labor went so smoothly!!! Okay, okay... I'm just kidding. I'm happy for them both and I wish Christina and Jordan the best of luck as new parents! It probably won't be too tough to raise this kid though... because if he's anything like his two parents, he'll grow up to be some sort of hairy Sasquatch with an unbelievable singing voice. So, I'm not worried... soon enough, he'll be rich from his own earnings! I mean, who doesn't want to pay money to see a big, hairy, singing Sasquatch! I know I would!!!
