Access Hollywood tells us that Ashley Olsen has decided to distinguish herself from her troubled, eating-disorder-plagued twin sister Mary Kate... by impersonating Kelly Clarkson impersonating a dude!?!?
Seriously, Ashley Olsen shown in the above right is all done up like a dude for the September 2007 issue of Marie Claire magazine. Kelly, shown adjacent on the left, is also sporting the "I want to be a dude" look in her photo shoot released by Elle magazine's in July 2007.
What's up with these hot little babies goin drag?
Before I saw Kelly as a dude, I liked her little chunky butt and her firey little attitude. It turned me on. But now, I can't get this out of my head.
I mean, seeing her in a suit looks like an exact replica of the picture in my head when I tried to envision Boy George as an everyday heterosexual insurance salesman. Gross.
Now, sadly, Ashley has gone dude as well. But it's even worse with her... I wanted to hit that since the early nineties. I just couldn't resist those little pink feet pajamas on her while she was lookin' all vulnerable crying on Uncle Jesse's shoulder...
All right, all right! That was too far, I know... but once her and her tramp sister hit about 17 or 18, they were smokin' hot. Now this!
Kelly! Ashley! Please! For the love of all those who have fallen in love with your sweet little bums... don't do this to us!
Take the man clothes off!
