With Britney Spears' last chance to win her kids back in a court hearing going on as we speak (we'll keep you posted with details as they emerge throughout the day), she's been considering some other possibilities that might help her become a better mother if she fails to convince the courts to give her back some of her visitation rights today. Britain's News of the World reports:
"She believes she could spend six months away and make a comeback as Britney the world's best mother."
So let me get this straight... Britney thinks that faking her own death, getting plastic surgery, and moving abroad will make her a better mother!? I can picture it now, Britney fakes her own death with some low-quality pictures and a bottle of ketchup (to simulate blood), then she gets facial reconstructive surgery, then sneaks into K-Fed's house and kidnaps her own children and takes them overseas. Yea, that doesn't exactly sound like the actions of someone I would classify as a "good mother."
Plus, I really doubt she could remain in hiding for long. I mean, lets say she goes abroad to some undisclosed location and all of a sudden there are reports of an overweight chick with noticeable facial reconstructive surgery running around town in a mini-skirt and a pink-wig going in an out of every Starbucks and Taco Bell in the area, I don't think her disguise will hold up too long before they realize it's Britney! Yea, so, instead of her brilliant fake death idea making her a better mother, it realize just seems like it would only turn her into some sort of international fugitive! I'm no lawyer, but if that's the case, I imagine it can't help her too much in court when she's trying to win her kids back!
Britney holding onto her doggies while she was out with her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, on Friday:
