Celeb Parasite

Lindsay Lohan

Author Randi Reisfeld is using Lindsay Lohan's name, along with the names of Britney Spears and Nicole Richie to help promote her new teen novel entitled "Rehab"! The New York Post's Page Six reports:

"Britney, Lindsay, Nicole . . . and now Kenzie," reads the breathless blurb for Randi Reisfeld's novel, "Rehab," out in July. It's about a rising actress named Kenzie Cross, who parties too hard and ends up you-know-where. The catalog copy goes on, "At first she doesn't really mind her posh quarters and its many perks, like having a private counselor and massage therapist - until it finally hits her why she's really there . . ." A Simon & Schuster rep says the boldface trio don't appear in the novel and their names were used only to promote its "timely and topical nature.""

You know, I always thought that in order for a celebrity's name to be used to endorse a product, that celebrity had to be known for doing good things in the world. However, Lindsay Lohan is pretty much as bad as you can get and all of a sudden her name is being used to sell teen novels! What is this world coming to, honestly!? What's next? Are people going to use pedophiles to endorse children's books!? I can see it now, Michael Jackson appears on one of those paid program commercials on TV wearing green tights and a Peter Pan hat as he tells the world about how some new children's book "really reminds you that it's better to never grow up!" Then, the rest of the commercial consists of him reminiscing about the late-night escapades he used to have with small groups of little kids back in his Neverland Ranch! And who said celebrities gone bad can't score sweet endorsement deals!?!?

Anyway, here's Lindsay looking leggy in a short dress this past Saturday. Enjoy, kids.

1.14.08 at 02:21:18 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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