After Britney's absence from court yesterday, L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon has indefinitely suspended her visitation rights over her children until February 19th, which is when the next custody hearing is scheduled. Us Magazine reports:
"The word victory is not something that Mr. Federline or his counsel would ascribe to the results of the court," Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told reporters after the ruling.
"There is no joyous feeling," Kaplan added. "This is a grave situation for everybody. And while we believe Mr. Federline is pleased that the court did make an order that we feel is an appropriate, there is no joy in it for him.""
Sure, maybe K-Fed's lawyers really do think that the whole situation is a "grave situation" for everyone, but you just Know that K-Fed is excited about the way things are going. He's gaining ground court hearing after court hearing while Britney doesn't even show up! Now, K-Fed's got the kids all to himself until at least February 19th when Britney will have yet another chance to show up in court and gain some ground in her custody battle... but based on prior performance, she probably won't even show up!
You just know that K-Fed is probably getting a little cocky after this. He's probably going around talking all gangster saying stuff like "yo I got this custody stuff on lock," or, "yo, I'm so good at court, I should be a lawyer... yo, if I do that, I'm a be the first wannabe rapper lawyer with a mohawk pretty much ever yo." I bet that's what K-Fed thinks of when he's sitting there in court. He's probably in there day-dreaming about how if he became a lawyer one day, maybe he could make his own living. Then he quickly thinks to himself, "nah yo, it's madd easier just taking absurd amounts of cash from my lunatic ex-wife." Which, I can sympathize with... because if I had a rich wife and she left me, I'd milk her for all the money she has! The only difference is, I'd dump the kids with her and disappear to some exotic island and sip pina coladas all day with hot Indonesian women all day, every day! That's it, I'm going to Tahiti baby!!!And you know what, I never thought I'd say this, but I might be even more of a scumbag than K-Fed! The funny thing is... I don't even care! That's what's so insane about it!
Britney out with her paparazzo boyfriend again... only she forgot her bra this time:
