Joel Madden says that his brand new infant daughter, Harlow Winter Kate Madden, looks just like his girlfriend, Nicole Richie! People Magazine reports:
"She eats like a little maniac and she's really sweet," Madden writes. "She barely ever cries, even when daddy is changing her diaper, and believe me I suck when it comes to diapers, but I'm learning! I can't wait to show off some pictures.""
It's nice that Joel is so excited about his little girl, but after what he just said, I just can't get one horrible image out of my head. When he said that little Harlow looks just like her mom, I just pictured this tiny little infant covered in slime being pulled out of Nicole's womb with an exact replica of Nicole's ferret-like full-grown human head attached to it! I know, it's a bit grotesque... and I'm sorry that I just shared that with you, but hey, I'm just trying to give you all a little picture into my mind! I have to deal with the burden of these disturbing images in my own mind, can you blame me for wanting to pass it on to you for one second!? Anyway, it seems that the birth is going well for both Joel and Nicole and I wish them..... wait a minute. I just realized that their two names rhyme perfectly. Wow. That was a trip. I'll talk to you guys later. I have to go get my thoughts in order. Wow... that blows my mind.
