Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is TOTALLY Fine

No wonder tabloids have obits written and ready for Lindsay Lohan; she\'s a drug overdose just waiting to happen. She said last night on KIIS-FM that \"It\'s not a crime to go and have fun with your friends. I actually haven\'t been out in over a week.\" Then as an act of sheer hypocrisy, she partied until 5am. TAKE THAT, corporate fatcats. The above photo was taken of Lindsay at the ... [Full Story]

Her Milkshake Brings All The Boys to the Shop

Lindsay was at Millions of Milkshakes recently making her signature milkshake. Although that seems like a neat idea for the shop, anything Lindsay Lohan flavored is bound to be diseased. I\'m not sure what the rules and regulations are for the store, but anything that is vodka/cocaine/chocolate flavored probably won\'t be allowed. At least you tried, Linds! ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is Dirt Poor

Not that this is any kind of surprise, but Lindsay Lohan is broke. Apparently so much so that she was two months behind in rent. Her landlord even went as far as sending her a legal notice to pay or get out. The amount that she had to pay up was $23,000. Now, honestly, this is Lindsay Lohan. It\'s entirely possible that she just was too drunk to remember to pay her rent for two months. But ... [Full Story]

Drunk Lindsay is Drunk

To no one\'s surprise, here is Lindsay drunk on the ground. Before I start on how disgusting and pathetic she is, I do suppose she is just acting her age. Most of my friends who are in college, while I do more good in my grandma\'s basement, party until they throw up in their own purses. Not only that, but they riot in the streets, burn mattresses, and make very bad decisions. Lindsay is ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan\'s Dad Had a Heart Attack

It was reported by TMZ that Michael Lohan had a heart attack - or at least chest pains that radiated out to his arms the resulted in him being admitted to the hospital. Michael\'s girlfriend, Kate Major, claimed that the EKG showed evidence of a heart attack. But since she doesn\'t have a medical degree to prove that she has any idea of what she is talking about, take that with a grain of ... [Full Story]

Lindsay is Suing Etrade. Is Still Ridiculous.

Lindsay Lohan, either in a desperate cry for attention or perhaps a misguided attempt to keep her name clean, is suing E Trade. And yes, this is going to be ridiculous as it sounds. The Superbowl commercial with the baby love triangle includes a toddler named Lindsay who is a \"milkaholic.\" When you\'re as self-involved as Lindsay Lohan, of course that can be interpreted as being the baby ... [Full Story]

Lindsay\'s Fashion Fail

Lindsay is like the whorish little engine that could... she just keeps trying, no matter how many times she fails. Her big \"oops\" this time was that her fashion line, Ungaro, was so horrible that places are dropping it right and left. Neiman Marcus and Net-A-Porter.com have done away with Ungaro for Spring 2010, deciding that it was much too trashy for their selection of goods. The dresses ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She\'s a DJ

It\'s so cute when celebrities think they are good at something. Just look at Lindsay - thinking that someone out there gives a crap about her being at some nightclub. She is even pretending to DJ! Awww! Personally, I don\'t care if she lives or dies but I gotta post her pictures. When she has her picture taken, there is a 90% chance she will flash her chest or bottom. It\'s worth the time ... [Full Story]

Lindsay is Getting Boring

Apparently Lindsay is giving up on being a hot mess...for the most part anyway. She is being all \"full compliance\" and stuff with her terms of probation. I\'m pretty sure that means no cocaine, no drunk driving, no sex in public places where photogs can easily get to her. Dang. According to the AP: Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel said Thursday that \"everything looks good\" ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is Ready to be Drama Free

In the most disappointing news of 2010 thus far, Lindsay Lohan has made it public that she plans to put the past behind her and move forward in 2010. This means no getting caught snorting cocaine off of a blind prostitute or running over a bunch of people outside the nursing home. Sadly. People reports: \"2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits [sic] ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan at a Restaurant in Beverly Hills

I\'m not sure why Lindsay Lohan stopped eating at this restaurant to have her picture taken, but celebrities are kinda weird like that. It\'s also interesting how she chose to wear panty hose that were clearly involved in some kind of wildlife fight. Unless that\'s how they\'re supposed to be in which case someone needs fired. Check these out. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan in Some Really Dirty Muse Photos

Lindsay Lohan has managed to break her own record as the biggest skank in the world by posing for Muse Magazine as the biggest skank in the world. She successfully transmitted herpes to everyone who read the article or looked at the pictures. Now I have to buy some cream every 3 months, and that sucks. Anyway, check these out. It\'s pretty crazy stuff. ... [Full Story]