Megan Fox

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Megan Fox.

Megan Fox Opens Wide for the Camera

Telling people to say \"cheese\" is getting old anyway. From now on, I say \"pretend to perform oral sex!\" before snapping a picture. Especially if it\'s someone like Megan Fox. So to the genius paparazzi guy who did this, my hat is off to you. Even though I don\'t even own a hat, but let\'s just pretend. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Should Be Seen, Not Heard

Most guys would drug their own mother, put her in a bathtub full of ice, extract her kidneys and sell them in a dark alley to have 5 minutes alone with Megan Fox. But, it turns out she might be kinda dumb. As reported by the Sun: She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. “I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. “I am ... [Full Story]

Two New Old Megan Fox Photos Surface

They are from 2005. But they are new. That\'s why they are new-old photos. I\'m getting that word patented so don\'t even try to use it to impress your friends. Anyway, these two outtakes from the Megan Fox FHM photoshoot are so incredible that the guy who didn\'t include them in the original spread must have a serious case of blindness or inbreeding. Possibly both if Stevie Wonder f***ed his own ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox and her Bodyguards Went Shopping

It\'s hard to tell if those guys with her are her personal bodyguards, store security, or Secret Service. I didn\'t think Megan Fox was elected President, but I don\'t really follow politics that closely. If only I could make over $8k/year, I\'d move to Beverly Hills and stalk all of these stars myself. What a life it would be, disguising myself as various inanimate objects like a trash can or ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox and Some Little Dumb Kid

Megan Fox was seen yesterday getting off an escalator with some little kid. Not sure if he\'s a brother, cousin, boyfriend, or what. I don\'t know her that well. Regardless, it\'s nice to see her out and about considering candid pictures of her are few and far between. I almost think she doesn\'t enjoy being swarmed by drooling paps all screaming dumbass questions at her while taking thousands of ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Always Looks Good

Megan Fox was recently spotted walking into a store and then back out of that store. It was so exciting that a photographer took pictures of it and now they\'re here. I do love Megan Fox, but after seeing her cell phone, I\'m thinking she might be racist. No one I know has a white cell phone, only black. So this is sort of disappointing. Her boyfriend is even white, what the hell is up with ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is the Epitome of Hotness

There comes a girl in every generation that no other female can live up to, and that girl happens to be Megan Fox right now. Any guy who lays eyes on her hates his girlfriend or wife for at least the next 5 minutes. That\'s when a girl knows she\'s made it.The skimpy pictures below are GQ outtakes from her photoshoot she did several months ago. The fact that these are the images that DIDN\'T make ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is NOT Wonder Woman

Unless you\'re one of those retards I\'ve been hearing about, you should know by now that Megan Fox is not going to be playing Wonder Woman despite reports. Those reports were fake, made up, falsfied, untrue, and anything else that means we won\'t get to see Megan prance around doing superhero things. Sad day, I think I\'ll kill myself a little bit. Anyway I just wanted an excuse to post this ... [Full Story]

I Really Wanna See This Movie

There\'s something magical about Megan Fox in a bra. I don\'t know what it is, but it makes my pants grow instantly. My health teacher said that\'s normal, but it sure doesn\'t feel normal. It feels like the general vicinity of my zipper wants to be inside of any orifice Megan Fox will open for me. Check these images out and see if it happens to you too. The magic. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is Just Ridiculous

As mentioned yesterday, when the ridiculously hot Megan Fox GQ spread was available in high resolution, it would be here. And here it is along with a whole bunch of other pictures of her. I sat here for the last 10 minutes looking at these. The first 5 was mostly just playing with myself, but then I just sat here in meditation for 5 more minutes, wondering how someone can be so hot. I pondered ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Makes Me Happy

If Megan Fox played a patient in a coma and the entire movie was just her lying there in said coma with the most exciting part coming at the 57 minute mark when her left pinky twitches a little, I would still pay $9.50 to see it. Fortunately for those of you who aren\'t the stalker-creep type, these images and this video are from How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, something I ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is a Porn Star

This is the closest we\'ll ever get to seeing Megan Fox in ways we usually only imagine our cousin. But she\'s my second cousin, so it\'s okay...right? The image, which looks like Megan got a facial from a dude that ejeculates part of his dinner, is from How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. Not sure when it\'s coming out, and there\'s no way I\'m opening a new browser to check IMDB. Too ... [Full Story]