After Tony Romo lost his playoff game against the New York Giants on Sunday, the whole state of Texas has been blaming Jessica Simpson for the loss! However, John Mayer has officially defended his ex-girlfriend on his website yesterday. Specifically, he said:
This isn't a sports blog, and it isn't a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)
This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.
I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I'm betting emotions are running high right about now.
All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn't be able to, but it's less work for all involved.)
I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I'm out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday's worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.
JM
Okay, I'm down with what Johnny's saying here... right up to the point where he says "the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this"! I've seen less bulls---t on a Texas ranch! I mean, Jessica's boyfriend just lost the biggest game of his life, his entire state hates him, and everyone's questioning his integrity. Meanwhile, John Mayer is Jessica's bitter ex who's been praying for Tony Romo to screw up, just for one second, so he can move right in on Jess! I know your tricks, Johnny... and you know what, I think you're a damn genius!
I mean, how much smarter is John Mayer's a brilliant musician. He's way smarter than Jessica, and probably smarter than the whole state of Texas for that matter, and here he is strategically toying with all of them so that eventually it's big Johnny on top! He's toying with everyone as though they are the puppets, and he, the puppetmaster! Which is suiting for him because doing that kind of thing is very creepy... and John's a creepy guy, and that's basically what creepy guys do! Though, I have to admit, it is funny how this big, crazy, elaborate plan to win Jessica back is ultimately motivated by one very simple joy in this world: boobs! Jessica's big voluptuous boobs! Ahh, I guess they're the demise of all men... even brilliant, creepy, eccentric musician types!
We'll keep you posted on what Jessica thinks about all this if and when she comments on all of this.
