Paris, you're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you! Well, technically, at the moment, it is... but that's irrelevant dammit!
TMZ reports that Paris and her new dog "Hendrix" were seen at her Malibu home yesterday.
They say Paris was...
"checking out her own reflection on a glass door about five times in as many minutes."
So, like a young mythological Narcissus, Paris spent most of the day staring at her own reflection.
The only difference is that Paris never wasted away from unsatisfied desire... probably because she ended up having sex with a random dude and filming it later that day.
How's that for ya satisfied desire! Zing!
Anyway, I think I'm done here. Check her out...
