Recent reports have claimed that Britney Spears has been rapidly getting closer and closer to her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. Some have claimed that Britney may be pregnant with his child and that she wants to fake her own death so she can run away and start a new life with Adnan. Now, Britain's News of the World is saying that she wants to convert to Adnan's Muslim religion and move to Pakistan with him! Specifically, NOTW reports:
In her crazier moments she's even been threatening to fake her own death to start a new life with him in Pakistan."
Wow. We've got a stage-4 clinger on our hands, boys! I bet this is more than her Adnan bargained for. After all, he thought he could force himself into her life and benefit from her celebrity and her money... but is it really worth it when she's clinging on that much!? I know this type of girl, they dig their claws into your back and latch onto you permanently and you can't shake them off until you finally just submit to their will! Now, Britney won't let go of Adnan and she also wants to take his religion and move to his ancestral country of origin!
Imagine Adnan going back to his ancient homeland of Pakistan while Britney's literally digging her fingernails into him and hanging from his back while wearing nothing but that creepy pink wig! The natives would probably mistake them for some sort of two-headed monster that has come to destroy their world. Then they'd probably throw rocks at them... you know, because that's what people in third-world countries do when they feel threatened.
