Brtiney's Wild Night of Fishnets, Vodka, and Beef!

Britney Spears Crazy

Britney Spears had a crazy night last night (Wednesday, January 16th) which included eating Latin cuisine, getting pulled over for speeding, shopping at 2 a.m. while wearing ripped fishnets, and drinking vodka! Specifically, US Magazine reports:

At 7 p.m., the singer and paparazzo beau Adnan Ghalib kicked off their night at Gaucho Grill in Sherman Oaks, California, where she noshed on two beef empanadas, grilled salmon, spinach and rice and a Coke. She also puffed on some cigarettes."

Hmm beef! Delicious! Nothing like some spicy empanadas to warm up your lost soul! Then, a few hours later, Britney got pulled over. Us further reports:

At around 11 p.m., Spears was spotted with Sam Lutfi. Police pulled them over for speeding; she was not ticketed.

Along with Lutfi, Spears — in a crotch-length spangled green dress, ripped fishnets and her double-breasted corduroy pea coat (SHOWN ABOVE LEFT) — then went to Ralph's supermarket and left with two carts of groceries.

One photographer yelled, "You're hot!" and Spears replied, "You're mean because you're being sarcastic," before smiling and laughing."

See, where I come from, if someone yells out to a woman wearing a crotch-length dress and ripped fishnets, no one gets upset, they usually just try to agree on a price and a meeting place... I guess Britney's a little more sensitive than your average hooker! Then, US says: At 2 a.m., Spears, Lutfi and another pal hit L.A.'s Kitson boutique. The store was opened just for them. Spears walked out about 20 minutes later with three shopping bags.

The crew drove one block to Kitson's Men's store. Spears came out wearing a men's pin-striped shirt and black skinny tie (SHOWN ABOVE RIGHT), her hair in a messy bun, around 2:20 a.m.

In a fake British accent, Spears said to photographers, "Where is your driver when you need them?""

There she goes with the British accent again. Britney's completely losing it. 2 a.m. shopping sprees and walking around wearing nothing but a men's pin-striped shirt and a black skinny tie... it sounds like she just got off work and didn't have time to change out of her uniform... at a strip joint! Not just any strip joint though... one of those broken down joints in big industrial towns where the only people who go are old guys with no teeth and dirty fingernails because they're just dying for a sandwich and a show! Finally, US Magazine says:

At 2:25 a.m., she was spotted sipping on an orange beverage. A photographer yelled, "Is that a screwdriver?" She nodded and smiled before driving off.

Ahh yes, nothing like trying to bring back a little stability in your life by sucking down some orange juice and vodka. Yep, that's what Britney needs right now... ALCOHOL! You know, I don't even know why she's drinking it with orange juice. She should just pour some straight vodka in a Dixie cup and throw her prescription medication right in there with it... she could end her crazy day with a nice little crazy-pill Martini! Mmmm, Britney... doesn't that sound delicious!? It goes great with those beefy empanadas you love, I promise!

Photos of Britney with her ripped fishnets on during her crazy shopping spree extravaganza last night:

1.17.08 at 09:21:37 AM