Recently, Demi Moore has spoken out about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher and how difficult it was to make the transition from spending her life with Bruce Willis in the past and how it compares to life with Ashton now. Silence! The cougar speaks!
Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
"Coming into my life, Ashton just wasn’t meeting somebody that had baggage," she adds. "You know, I had trunks!”"
That's right, Demi did have a lot baggage, but Ashton was cool with it because he, like me, has a deep and undeniable appreciation for hot old chicks. Hey, if I had the opportunity to be with a hot old Cougar like Demi, I'd throw my youth away too! Kids... I love kids, even if they're not mine! Ex-husands!? Pff, they usually love me, I'm great on fishing trips. And menopause... what could be better than that!? It's natural birth control, really. BAAAAAAAAAABBYYYYY!
As for Demi and Ashton's everyday lives together, Us further reports:
"My normal day is, I get up with the kids, take them to school, a few days a week I might do Pilates, reading, meetings, and then we always do family dinner at 6:30.”"
Yep, that's right. And once Ashton comes in from playing at the park with his friends, Demi makes sure he not only washes his hands, but that he scrubs underneath his fingernails and behind his ears! Ahh isn't it great when your wife is like 20 years older than you... she really takes care of you!
