Sources now say that Sienna Miller may be to blame for the recent divorce between Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn. Specifically, The NY Daily Mail reports:
"Sienna was sitting on Sean's lap," according the source. "She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck." That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late."
But not so fast! Sources say that Sienna's sexuality wasn't directed toward Penn alone, she's just skanky and trashy with everyone! Oh, goodie (said in a British accent)! The Daily Mail further reports:
What!? So you're telling me that if Sienna Miller thinks you're an okay guy, she'll start getting all sexy and drape herself all over you!? That's amazing! I bet that whole angle worked out perfectly between Sean and Robin Wright when they were arguing right before their divorce. Robin says: "I can't believe you let that skank, Sienna Miller, hang all over you, it was disgusting!" Then Sean says: "That's it right there baby, she's a skank, it didn't mean anything, I still love you and only you!" What was Sean thinking!?!? Did he really think to himself... yea, so if I just tell my wife that I was only fooling around with Sienna Miller because she's a slut, everything should just blow over. Wow. I've met stupid people in my life... but this... this right here... this is "lose your wife and throw your life away stupid"... and, I don't care who you are, that's never a good thing.
Sienna the home wrecker being all sexually provocative as usual in last month's issue of Vogue UK:
