Britney Spears is acting so wild and crazy these days that the Associated Press has already begun writing her obituary just in case the worst should occur! How creepy is that!? Us Magazine reports:
"I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now," Washington adds. "Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.""
Wow. That's messed up. There's something horribly creepy that leaves me a little uneasy after hearing that. Apparently, writing celebrity obituaries while they're still alive is actually a method that is commonly practiced by various news organizations so that they can be prepared for the worse if the story does break, but it's just weird to me.
Then again, it did give me an idea for a tough-guy line that I'm definitely going to use in the real world. I haven't smoothed out all the edges yet, but it's going to be something really initimidating like, "I'm so tough, if you get in my way, you're obituary is already written!" Or, I could take the whole Chuck Norris route with something like... "Chuck Norris doesn't wait for the papers to write obituaties for his enemies, he writes them years in advance with his fists!" Yea, like I said, I still have to work out some of the kinks, but I think I've really got something here!
Britney and her paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, out in Beverly Hills yesterday:
