So I was looking at the new pictures of Amy Winehouse today and couldn't help thinking how freakishly ugly she is. The longer I stared at the pictures I started to see something in her face that didn't seem right. It was almost as if I was looking at one of those eye-trick images and after a few seconds I saw her as Big Bird!
I have to admit, this feathered look is a vast improvement in her overall attractiveness. I think she should from this point forward do all of her concerts in a Big Bird costume. Imagine the following she would have from people that wanted to see a friendly domesticated bird sing and dance for them on stage... I know I'd pay money for that. Not to mention the sounds she makes while on stage are absolutely fowl to begin with!
Maybe I'm being a bit harsh, but hopefully seeing Amy as a giant yellow bird was as entertaining for you as it was for me.
