TMZ shows a young Hayden "I've been working on my skankiness" Panettiere walking out of a local Kinko's. You know, because celebrities... they go to Kinko's.
Honestly, what could she possibly have been doing there?.. aside from talking to her 21-year-old boyfriend: former Laguna Beach star Stephen Coletti.
At first, knowing that she's been canoodling with a guy 4 years older than her almost-legal age, I just figured that she was printing off some flyers that said "Missing: My Virginity, $10,000 Reward."
Then I remembered that she dates that pretty boy little biatch from one of the old seasons of Laguna Beach. I thus concluded that there's no way he doesn't like boys, so I must be wrong about the flyers.
On second thought, Hayden might have been helping Stephen print out something for himself.
I think that actually might be right... in fact, sources do indicate that Stephen has been desperately searching for his masculinity.
Maybe he's finally decided to go with the sign-on-a-tree approach.
Good choice Stephen, even if you can't find it, I'm sure a few creepy old guys will call the phone number on the sign. Score!
Oh, by the way, Hayden. The Gay Legolas from the new Lord of the Rings Broadway show called. He wants his sandals back.
