Paris Hilton has publicly come out and said that she truly believes that when it comes to Britney Spears and her craziness, everything will be OK! Paris, speaking about Britney, told Us Magazine:
"I just want her to be happy," she said. "I think everything's going to be OK.""
This is kind of like when you're a little kid and you trip and scrape your knee and your mom kisses it and tells you everything's going to be okay... it doesn't do anything to actually heal the wound, but it just makes you feel better. Yea, Paris saying Britney will be OK is sort of like that. Only, instead of your mom saying it, it's a vain celebrity skank with the mentality of a 12-year-old. Hmm... maybe it's one of those "it's the thought that counts" situations. Then again, if they're all just idiot celebrities, maybe it means more to them than it would for me. After all, within the framework of celebrity skankdom, Paris is the voice of authority. And that has to count for something!
Britney out yesterday leaving K-Fed's lawyer's office after giving a deposition for her on-going custody court battle:









