Apparently Adrian Grenier took my advice and mustered up the confidence he was lacking and finally put himself out there.
TMZ reports that Adrian was hanging out with Paris Hilton on a Malibu beach yesterday.
Adrian went with the shirtless look while Paris threw on an elegant one-piece with some sort of flower print that she undoubtedly stole from the wallpaper of a poor old grandmother's home while she was baking cookies for the kiddies.
I always knew Paris had questionable ethics, but that's just plain vicious!
TMZ says:
At one point, Adrian even said that he was jealous that the paparazzi were photographing Paris more than him and he asked, "What does she have that I don't have?"
Uhh, Adrian... breasts. I'm going to have to go with breasts on that one.
Nevertheless, I like the confidence... no more of this "I'm not worth filming" crap that you pulled the other day!
That a boy, Adrian! But are you two hooking up? I thought you were the anti-Paris snatch.
Well, I guess all men can only resist for so long... once again proving that Paris is, indeed, some sort of human manifestation of Satan.
Poor Adrian, pretty soon you'll be screaming out: "Ahh I can't breathe! I'm overwhelmed with thoughts of cute little Chihuahuas and homemade sex tapes!.. My soul, I can feel it exiting my person and leaving nothing but my body body for Paris' insatiable sexual needs!
On second thought, "Poor Adrian???" F that! WHY NOT ME!?!?!?
P.S. Paris has cleavage now? It looks like Paris brought a couple of new friends out to play... and I'm not talking about Adrian or her dogs... if you know what I mean.
