Romo Is Sick of Jessica, Takes Her on a Hunting Trip!

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson

Reports are now saying that Tony Romo wants to be done with Jessica Simpson, but the two keep trying to salvage their relationship... so recently Tony invited her on a hunting trip with him in an attempt to stay together despite their differences! OK! Magazine reports:

On Jan. 17, Tony called Jessica at her L.A. home to try to break things off. "He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends," a pal of the singer tells OK!. "'Just friends' is not in Jessica's vocabulary, and she is not a victim. She knows how bad this will look in the media."

But according to the pal, Jessica refused to give up, and so Tony invited her on what he thought would be the worst date of her life: a hunting trip! "It's Tony's way of punishing Jess," laughs her friend. "Jessica Simpson hunting — and without her entourage? Forget it!"

Only time will tell if these two will make it. But according to an insider,"Tony has finally started to realize how high-maintenance Jessica is," says her friend. "We're talking diva status. She comes with an entourage, and that includes her dad, Joe Simpson. What's not to love?""

See, when Jessica Simpson's boyfriend takes her on a hunting trip with him, it doesn't indicate that the boyfriend wants to break up with her. Nope, it means that he wants to kill himself! I mean, why else would anyone in their right mind let anyone as dumb and high-maintenance as Jessica to handle a shotgun anywhere near him!? I can picture Jess out in the woods saying: "Umm Tony, I don't know if I'm doing this right (while holding the gun all awkwardly, pointing right at Tony's face)"... then BOOM! Well, that's what you get for letting Jessica play with guns!

1.23.08 at 10:01:15 AM